Baby Shower Help!

[ShaolinFlame]

Originally Posted by Muta

What ever you do, don't bust out the fetus jokes...

Funniest dead baby joke contest?

[Muta]

Originally Posted by ShaolinFlame

Funniest dead baby joke contest?

Completely appropriate!

Make sure you're handing a veal appitizers when busting them out.

[Slava]

^ Is it in bad taste to put the punchline here (because the thread title doesn't show spoilers)?

[Muta]

Originally Posted by fotze

Hilarious. I thought I was the only one.

"Lets go over and see the new baby"
"But honey I don't give a fata about the new baby"
"But your the godparent"
"Well I have made it pretty obvious that that was a terrible godparent choice on their part"

What's the difference between a truckload of deadbabies and a truckload of bowling balls?

The bowling balls continue rolling down the road when they fall out?

[calf]

Originally Posted by Muta

The bowling balls continue rolling down the road when they fall out?

White text...

You can't empty a truck of bowling balls with a pitchfork

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by fotze

Hilarious. I thought I was the only one.

"Lets go over and see the new baby"
"But honey I don't give a fata about the new baby"
"But your the godparent"
"Well I have made it pretty obvious that that was a terrible godparent choice on their part"

What's the difference between a truckload of deadbabies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork

[OilersBaby]

Well no changing her mind..she wants it to be couples, and have wine, beer, cake, fun stuff. At least she's having a baby boy so the decor isnt going to be all pink and fru fru. It's a jungled theme shower...

Any ideas for party favors for men/women?

Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[psicodude]

Originally Posted by OilersBaby

Well no changing her mind..she wants it to be couples, and have wine, beer, cake, fun stuff. At least she's having a baby boy so the decor isnt going to be all pink and fru fru. It's a jungled theme shower...

Any ideas for party favors for men/women?

Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hookers and Blow are the only things that can save the day.

[prarieboy]

Why don't you round up some cocoanuts and a big bottle of malibu rum.

Send the boys in the back yard to fashion cups with the cocoanuts and add large amounts of Malibu to the cocoanut milk contained inside.

Jungle Theme - solved
Boys have something to do - solved
Boys have something to drink - solved

The only problem I see with this plan is the machette required to open said cocoanut. No one wants to lose a finger at a baby shower.

[calf]

Originally Posted by prarieboy

The only problem I see with this plan is the machette required to open said cocoanut. No one wants to lose a finger at a baby shower.

And the guys are drinking Malibu

[prarieboy]

Originally Posted by calf

And the guys are drinking Malibu

LOL!!!!!

It's a Baby Shower, you have to compromise somewhere.

[CaptainCrunch]

I the old days when babies were born, the men stayed in the waiting room with the other men smoking cigars, drinking old coffee and watching sports on T.V.

Non of this hanging out in the delivery room encouraging his wife while the whole miracle of birth thing happened. Nothing is more ridiculous then seeing a guy doing choo choo train breathing while his wife pushes a mini van through a button hole.

There's mens work, then there's womans work damnit.

So this baby shower should have a vintage theme. The woman can sit around and coo at the baby and exchange gifts while sipping champagne and eating cucumber sandwiches.

the men should be in a different room watching sports on a crappy 13 inch black and white T.V. while they smoke cigars, drink cold coffee and eat 3 day old bags of chips out of a vending machine while praying for the whole experience to be over so that they can head over to the bar and celebrate the end of the baby shower.