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Old 03-27-2005, 10:33 AM   #1
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Stole this off of another forum. Take something about CP (the personalities here, frequent thread topics, or a major current thread) and spin it into a Haiku poem. For those that don't remember, a Haiku is 5 syllables in the 1st line, 7 in the next and 5 in the 3rd.

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Newbie reports news
Shawnski brings out the fata.
Never seen again

Cow reads Brooks
We all think Larr is stupid
Al Strachan also

Lanny insults Bush
Sammie and HOZ go ape
Then go vote Liberal

Calf starts useless thread.
Server goes mad with hits
Post count inflated

Jordon at odds
Peddle insults him right back
Kevan bans all


EDIT - yeah, my syllables are always subject to interpretation
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Old 03-27-2005, 11:08 AM   #2
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I think you need to recount the syllables on a few of those. :P. Interesting idea, though.
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Old 03-27-2005, 11:09 AM   #3
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Iggy will not play
The Tonsils and the baby
Does anyone care?
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Old 03-27-2005, 01:22 PM   #4
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A thread for Shoestring
Whose posts are most perplexing
Prose gone overdose
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Old 03-27-2005, 04:14 PM   #5
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left mouse button broke
surfing threads has become hard
I am addicted
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Old 03-28-2005, 09:42 AM   #6
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Group poetry on a hockey website??? This has to be one of the signs of the apocolypse.
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