"Want to be in a porno?"

[Jayems]

So, something hilarious happened to me tonight. My sister's fiancé and I left the game and found earls on 8th was open for our drinking pleasure. As we were enjoying our beer'ry goodness, a really creepy looking guy with a comb over came up to us and asked:

"Hey.... you guys want to watch a live porno?"

Now.... I'm engaged, and he's engaged to my sister.... so we were both very apprehensive....

"What?" .... we asked.

"Well, you can participate if you want..."

hhahahaha

I nearly fell off my chair... Some guy just asked if me and my future brother-in-law wanted to be in a porno? hhahah

He had said that the stage was set up in the marriott near by.. hahah anyone else have this grease ball talk to them?

[Stranger]

I don't have a porno moustache, so it probably wouldn't have worked out.

[corporatejay]

note to self....don't stay at the marriott.

[SteveToms]

You should have done it, think of the toast you could have made at the wedding!

[GreenLantern]

You missed out man, it was great.

[icarus]

Did you ask whether it was straight or gay (or lesbian)? Because that could have an impact on your decision...

[Vulcan]

Originally Posted by icarus

Did you ask whether it was straight or gay (or lesbian)? Because that could have an impact on your decision...

Yeah, some creepy guy asks two guys if they want to watch and or participate in a porno. Oh well somebody had a great time.

[The Goon]

What was the pay like?

[MaxPower]

Note to self.... stay at the marriott

[CaptainCrunch]

Yeah someone asked me that once, and I woke up in a bathtub full of ice with a cellphone glued to my hand, and a kidney missing.

I don't know what passes for porn with you kids nowadays, but in my day Porn involved boy girl or girl girl, not organ harvesting.

I was so let down.

[ken0042]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

I don't know what passes for porn with you kids nowadays, but in my day Porn involved boy girl or girl girl, not organ harvesting.

Meh. An orifice is an orifice.

[Kidder]

Originally Posted by MaxPower

Note to self.... stay at the marriott

Well you already have the name.

I can see the title now. Max Power in Max Plow 'er

also featuring:
The busty Tina Fata
Cherry Force
Virginia Nomora
The blonde (and one brunette) Quintuplets
And a couple of guys we found at Earls.

[Jayems]

Originally Posted by Kidder

Well you already have the name.

I can see the title now. Max Power in Max Plow 'er

also featuring:
The busty Tina Fata
Cherry Force
Virginia Nomora
The blonde (and one brunette) Quintuplets
And a couple of guys we found at Earls.

[krazycanuck]

Originally Posted by Kidder

Well you already have the name.

I can see the title now. Max Power in Max Plow 'er

also featuring:
The busty Tina Fata
Cherry Force
Virginia Nomora
The blonde (and one brunette) Quintuplets
And a couple of guys we found at Earls.

Gold Jerry. Gold.

[RougeUnderoos]

Originally Posted by Jayems

Now.... I'm engaged, and he's engaged to my sister.... so we were both very apprehensive....

I doubt you mean it this way, but this reads kind of like "if we weren't otherwise committed, maybe..."

Made me laugh.

[return to the red]

Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos

I doubt you mean it this way, but this reads kind of like "if we weren't otherwise committed, maybe..."

Made me laugh.

I was expecting to read "after some dilberation and a few shots of tequila we headed over to the Marriott"