Liquid Ass

[Slava]

If you have ever listened to Bubba the Love Sponge than you are not a stranger to the horror of this product!!!!

[4X4]

Could you imagine working at that factory?

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Could you imagine working at that factory?

Or in the quality control and products development area.

Peon1 - "Ok, we've paid you 5 bucks to test this product"

Product tester - "right"

Peon1 - "ok, you ready"

Product tester - "yes"

Peon1 shakes the bottle and then sprays the tester with a hefty shot of liquid ass

Peon1 - "Ok, can you describe it, does it smell like a fat mans ass crack?"

Product tester pukes projectile style. Peon1 turns to his boss and gives him a thumbs up.

Peon2 - "Its good roll the trucks"

Peon1 - "Ok, are you ready to test our next product, its called granny's va####"

fin

[GoinAllTheWay]

Oh man, not again. You guys remember that stuff you could by at San Fransisco? Little glass viles filled with sulphur I think it was and you would drop it to break the vile and let loose the stench inside? That stuff was bad,this sounds worse.

[Locke]

How much of a market could there possibly be for a product like this?

[sixpacked]

Originally Posted by Locke

How much of a market could there possibly be for a product like this?

It is marketed towards those who consider a Jackass movie premier and WWE smackdown #3128 as high culture.

[Kybosh]

A couple of drops of this on any ordinary food and you're eating the McRib.

[4X4]

Originally Posted by Kybosh

A couple of drops of this on any ordinary food and you're eating the McRib.

Uh oh... photon's gonna blue square you for that one...

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/showthr...ighlight=mcrib

[flip]

Anyone else want to buy some of this, go to a game at Rexall Place and just walk around the arena before the game spraying this stuff all over the seats?

Or if one could get close enough spray it on the oilers bench when they are at the Dome? Or perhaps even right onto Roly's mask as he walks out of the tunnel? Obviously it would be tricky without getting caught but it could be done.

Now that I think about the possibilities are endless. How about spraying some of this in the hallway in our playoff opponents hotel room the night before the game.

[NuclearFart]

Someone should spray Tom Cruise in the face with this...