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Old 03-28-2008, 11:41 PM   #1
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Just curious as to where the average person stands on toilet paper? For myself I like the extra softness of the 2ply but if you need to take care of business sometimes a nice sturdy 1 ply is the remedy......there has to be a trade off somewhere; maybe a 1.5 ply?
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Old 03-28-2008, 11:44 PM   #2
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Old 03-29-2008, 12:09 AM   #3
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Old 03-29-2008, 12:21 AM   #4
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Old 03-29-2008, 12:28 AM   #5
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always 2 ply and always over the top with the roll
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Old 03-29-2008, 12:30 AM   #6
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how many ply is eric francis' 'so called column' in the sun?
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Old 03-29-2008, 12:31 AM   #7
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how many ply is eric francis' 'so called column' in the sun?
1/8th, and worst of all it comes pre used
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Old 03-29-2008, 12:34 AM   #8
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2 ply min, sometimes 3. Yes 3.
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Old 03-29-2008, 01:14 AM   #9
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2 ply, but not too "soft" or "pillowy." I'm wiping off poop, not shining a glossy surface.
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Dude. Is this even a serious question? If you like 1 ply, you can always buy 2 ply and split it down the middle to make 2 rolls of 1 ply. Plus, let's face it, 1 ply tends to be cheap, coarse, and liable to cause deep-seated chafage that'll leave you feeling itchy all day, like there's a dozen papercuts up your ass. It's brutal. In the 21st century, there's really no excuse to use anything less than 2 ply, even if you're poor and starving.
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Old 03-29-2008, 01:55 AM   #11
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4 Ply.
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i wipe my ass with the pillowy softness of kittens and bunnies
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Shake hands with the right, wipe with the left. Or is that left shake, right wipe? I dunno, I'm always getting it mixed up.
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baby wipes are the only way to go...
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give er the old bee hive and then you have like 20 ply right there
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Old 03-29-2008, 10:02 AM   #17
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See the "scary health issue" thread to find out what happens when you use cheap 1-ply tp.

A synopsis can also be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P7E2...eature=related
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Old 03-29-2008, 10:39 AM   #18
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I use sandpaper..................because it's gritty
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2 ply+ ... this ain't what Corb meant by Hurtin' Albertan.
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