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Old 03-21-2008, 02:52 PM   #1
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Not getting into details, but any help with this would be greatly appreciated.
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Old 03-21-2008, 02:53 PM   #2
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Lol!

Try some paint.
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Old 03-21-2008, 02:53 PM   #3
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Urea cream helps it heal faster, but it won't be instant.
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:02 PM   #4
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Hahahaha. You might just have to deal with the shame, my friend.
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:03 PM   #5
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thick skin =|
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:09 PM   #6
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Sounds weird, but use a comb and comb it out. A hickey is just burst blood cells, so combing it out spreads the blood under the skin and will clear up a lot of it.
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:12 PM   #7
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Tell your wife you have to work extra late the next few nights until the hickies have cleared up. That, and the cream.
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:13 PM   #8
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Whoa, dude, if you're married, then own up.
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:19 PM   #9
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:20 PM   #10
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Massage it for long as you possibly can, use skin cream frequently and ice it.

Those three things used to eliminate hickeys I had in a QUICK amount of time.
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Ah CP. Endless source of information-never ceases to amaze me.
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:36 PM   #12
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Easy.
1) Get your vacuum cleaner. Plug it in and turn it on.
2) Place hose over affected area directly on the skin.
3) Leave it there for 10-15 minutes.
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:40 PM   #13
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Easy.
1) Get your vacuum cleaner. Plug it in and turn it on.
2) Place hose over affected area directly on the skin.
3) Leave it there for 10-15 minutes.
I think that is what got him into this mess in the first place.
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:45 PM   #14
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Whoa, dude, if you're married, then own up.
No, not married...not in jr high either. It's just one of those drunken night reminders that I would just rather not have, especially when my grandma is coming over for dinner. Thanks for the info CP...I've tried massaging them with ice and that didn't do much but I'm about to try the comb idea.
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Wear a turtleneck?
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I think that is what got him into this mess in the first place.
shhh. this is a great plan. trust me.
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:49 PM   #17
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I just five star'd this thread, as I expect it will quickly turn into a classic.

Also...useless without pictures!
Did you get the hickey from some hookers and blow?

(Did I hit all the bases?)
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:52 PM   #18
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I just five star'd this thread, as I expect it will quickly turn into a classic.

Also...useless without pictures!
Did you get the hickey from some hookers and blow?

(Did I hit all the bases?)
I was expecting that one to pop out eventually...nah, just early birthday celebrations with some classmates and a more than willing girl.
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:53 PM   #19
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It depends if its a hickey or a stricky
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Old 03-21-2008, 05:04 PM   #20
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Get a ton of hickey's all over your body, then just say you got a sunburn.
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