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Old 03-13-2008, 02:22 PM   #21
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You obviously don't have a sexy job like some of us.
Haha I forgot the "I" in my orginal post. That really changes the context...Oops.
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Old 03-13-2008, 02:26 PM   #22
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I'm in archtecture and it seems to be sexy. You know, one step above those engineers but not necessarily the reputation. Industry is hot, fashion sense is superb, and the eye candy walking around of the female type in the Interior Design departments never get boring. I get laid all the time, prolly about 6-7 times a day from different people. Hell I'm probably getting laid right now
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Old 03-13-2008, 02:33 PM   #23
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Piping is a lot more sexy than dealing with Structural Steel like I do! I hear the word girder and yeah....I'm thinking of a member running between columns and how to properly label it on an Erection Digram. Dirty, but not sexy.
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Old 03-13-2008, 02:37 PM   #24
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ha, you said member.
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Old 03-13-2008, 02:40 PM   #25
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I don't lay the pipe; I draw the pipe. sigh...
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Old 03-13-2008, 02:41 PM   #26
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Sleazy used car salesman, now that just screams sexy!
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Old 03-13-2008, 02:42 PM   #27
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Old 03-13-2008, 02:47 PM   #28
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Mercedes-Benz Salesman.. I may not be sexy but the cars sure are..
Who am i kidding.. I am just a sleazy used car salesman like sample...lol But damn i look hot in my Herb Tarlic Suit..
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Old 03-13-2008, 02:54 PM   #29
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I'm a DBA - the only things are are my backups (really bad database joke)
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Old 03-13-2008, 02:58 PM   #30
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You do have a pornstar/gaycop moustache.
true, very true, but fotze at least I am not 3 feet tall with a flat head and no teeth...*volley back to you*
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Old 03-13-2008, 02:59 PM   #31
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Does the article mention anything about construction supervisors? How sexy am I?
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Old 03-13-2008, 03:00 PM   #32
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I wish sound engineers got paid more, but oh well. Aside from the crap pay and the hours, and the thanklessness (basically if the band is good you're invisible, and if they suck its your fault!, its an awesome gig. Only job I know where your boss constantly puts beers in your hand while fending off hordes of beautiful women so you can make it to the stage to save the poor frontman who just fell over and broke his guitar over the subwoofer and knocked all the mic-stands over.
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Old 03-13-2008, 03:00 PM   #33
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Old 03-13-2008, 03:00 PM   #34
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I may not be sexy but the cars sure are..
you know, Tim, I have just never viewed a MB as sexy, yes the gullwing door ones sure are, but when I read MB, I see the ole 280SEL. It must be just me.
However, having said that, we are now "Brothers in Arms"
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Old 03-13-2008, 03:01 PM   #35
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Can I make a deposit?, oh frack thats just wrong!
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Old 03-13-2008, 03:02 PM   #36
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Is it sexy when you tell people that you work with aircraft radar systems?





Leaving out the part about how the radar system is used for terrestrial mapping purposes and that I spent the last 3 months of 2007 putting 16 people out of work by working on the software to automate said radar system.
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Old 03-13-2008, 03:07 PM   #37
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Leaving out the part about how the radar system is used for terrestrial mapping purposes and that I spent the last 3 months of 2007 putting 16 people out of work by working on the software to automate said radar system.

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Old 03-13-2008, 03:09 PM   #38
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Do you like it when people call columns, pillars?
Yeah, I need to place my pillar on my Erection Diagram. Now excuse me I have to run the Fabass command and than use the Assmod to view what it looks like. Yes I'm dead serious....those are actual commands that I use daily.
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Old 03-13-2008, 03:52 PM   #39
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Does the article mention anything about construction supervisors? How sexy am I?
That depends... do you wear Carhartts too? Cause that's the sexiest thing a man can wear.

Is being the receptionist for the Flames sexy?
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Business Analyst baby, YEAH! Women love that sh**... I show women the security pass I keep on a retractable belt cord, and they can't help but take my clothes off.
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