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Old 02-17-2008, 10:52 PM   #1
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Ex-Homecoming Queen beats up her sister with her sister's own fake leg...

Does it get any more white trash?

I wonder how Britney is gonna top that?
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Old 02-17-2008, 10:58 PM   #2
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This may be going out on a limb, but maybe she was just looking for a leg-up on the competition at her next pageant. After all, everyone knees an edge in a contest like that.

On the other hand, maybe she just got sick of listening to all her sister's annoying hip-hop.
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Old 02-17-2008, 11:25 PM   #3
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I feel sorry for both women. I mean really, this is the kind of psycho sister you end up with when you've already lost a leg. And for her, to be that much of an addict that you would DO that to your own sister. It's sad really.
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This may be going out on a limb, but maybe she was just looking for a leg-up on the competition at her next pageant. After all, everyone knees an edge in a contest like that.
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Smeared her own feces around the back of a cop car??!!! HOT DIGGITY!!
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Smeared her own feces around the back of a cop car??!!! HOT DIGGITY!!

Consider that for a moment. First, she would have to grow a tail in the back of the cop car. I mean, you're under arrest, assumably in cuffs, you're in the back of a cruiser, and you figure it's time to drop a spike. Then, you put your hand in it and proceed to smear it. As though the mere presence of your crap is not enough to show pure disdain for the arresting officer, you need to smear it to really put that cherry on top.
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Blech, she sure didn't age well.

She sounds like a real winner:
In another incident, police said Anthony threw ground meat at her neighbor before she threatened to kick his pregnant daughter in the stomach.
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Old 02-18-2008, 12:22 PM   #8
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Old 02-18-2008, 01:00 PM   #9
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This may be going out on a limb, but maybe she was just looking for a leg-up on the competition at her next pageant. After all, everyone knees an edge in a contest like that.

On the other hand, maybe she just got sick of listening to all her sister's annoying hip-hop.
give that man a blue square!! jk
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Consider that for a moment. First, she would have to grow a tail in the back of the cop car. I mean, you're under arrest, assumably in cuffs, you're in the back of a cruiser, and you figure it's time to drop a spike. Then, you put your hand in it and proceed to smear it. As though the mere presence of your crap is not enough to show pure disdain for the arresting officer, you need to smear it to really put that cherry on top.
Hey, men do stupid stuff too. Is it wrong that while I was reading your post I decided that to smear or not to smear would depend on consistency? Maybe TMI?
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Question From A Canadian I Am Only Slightly Ashamed To Ask

What exactly is the Homecoming Queen? For that matter, what the hell is "Homecoming"?

I've heard of these things, mostly through American movies, and I've never really understood them. Or at least I don't think my understanding is correct.

It appears to me that the Homecoming Queen is just some hot local chick who gets the title and maybe a crown and perhaps a ride on a float? Is that right? If so, who picks her to be the Homecoming Queen? And "Homecoming" itself, it looks like a big deal, but what is it? I think it's connected to football and a "Homecoming Game", but that's about all I can figure.

Sorry for derailing this thread (if I did) but I had to ask.
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My understand is it is like grad, just they call it something different.
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But I always thought it happened around Thanksgiving?
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First home game for the football team, no?
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Question From A Canadian I Am Only Slightly Ashamed To Ask

What exactly is the Homecoming Queen? For that matter, what the hell is "Homecoming"?

I've heard of these things, mostly through American movies, and I've never really understood them. Or at least I don't think my understanding is correct.

It appears to me that the Homecoming Queen is just some hot local chick who gets the title and maybe a crown and perhaps a ride on a float? Is that right? If so, who picks her to be the Homecoming Queen? And "Homecoming" itself, it looks like a big deal, but what is it? I think it's connected to football and a "Homecoming Game", but that's about all I can figure.

Sorry for derailing this thread (if I did) but I had to ask.
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Homecoming Queen and King

The Homecoming Court usually consists of seniors. In high school, 17- or 18-year-old students in their final year are represented; in college, students who are completing their final year of study, usually between 21 and 23 years old.
Classmates traditionally nominate students who have gone above and beyond the call of duty to contribute to their school. Other times, students vote for the nominees. Once the Homecoming Court candidates are announced, the entire student body votes for the Queen and King (by secret ballot).
Local rules determine when the Homecoming Queen and King are crowned. Sometimes, the big announcement comes at a pep rally or school assembly one or more days before the game. Other schools crown their royalty at the Homecoming football game or dance or Basketball game. Still, some other schools crown their King and Queen at a second assembly during Homecoming week called Coronation Assemblies.
Often, the previous year's Queen and King are invited back to crown their successors. If they are absent for whatever reason, someone else – usually, another previous Queen or King, a popular teacher, or other designated person – will perform those duties. Usually, the Queen is crowned first, followed by the King (for schools that have both kings and queens). The crowning method also varies by school.
Homecoming court members who are not crowned king or queen are often called escorts or royalty . They are often expected to participate in the week's activities as well. At some schools, a Homecoming Prince/Princess, Duke/Duchess etc. (often underclassmen nominated by their classmates) are crowned along with the King and Queen; sometimes, middle school and junior high students may partake in the high school activities.
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The homecoming game itself is typically the first home football game after a team has played two or more consecutive road games.

Teams tend to schedule opponents of a lesser quality to try to ensure a successful weekend. Nothing sucks worse than losing a homecoming game and then having to show up at some lame dance.
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