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J pold · 01-15-2008, 12:42 PM

Similar to I_H8_Crawford the bar mat shot

I did it turned and puked into my hand

Wookie · 01-15-2008, 01:15 PM

Empty can of coke, used as spitoon for some skoal mint, by individual with strep throat.

PowerPlayoffs06 · 01-15-2008, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Wookie

Empty can of coke, used as spitoon for some skoal mint, by individual with strep throat.

That sentence just got worse and worse as I read it. I think you win this thread.

bigtmac19 · 01-15-2008, 01:35 PM

When I lived in Calgary, we were invited to a work BBQ in Consort once, by the guys who ran the wells up there. They had this huge KFC bucket which was full of prairie oysters. After someone explained to me what they were, I brought some to my boyfriend and told him to try them, without telling him what they were. He almost barfed after he ate them, he was so ticked off at me.
Has anyone has ever seen those Jones Soda novelty holiday packs of soda? There are five bottles with the flavours of a turkey dinner. Don't ever try them. Disgusting! The mashed potatoes with butter flavour is utterly gross. We all almost puked after one tiny sip. The green bean casserole is equally gross.

Kipper is King · 01-15-2008, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by RyZ

Guinness.

*shudder*

Are you insane? Guinness rules!

Wookie · 01-15-2008, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by PowerPlayoffs06

That sentence just got worse and worse as I read it. I think you win this thread.

I think it was during a 7 hour Golden eye session on the N64, it was pretty full, probably 2 - 3 dips had been dropped in. In fact I was wondering why I suddenly feel like I have a cold just now. I think recalling that night can actually give me a cold...

I would have prefered copenhagen, redman, so many other things... but Skoal Mint! UGGGGgggg

bluejays · 01-15-2008, 02:07 PM

I'm real picky with my eating, so anything that's slimy or rubbary, won't go near my mouth.

Anyway, since this thread seems to revolve around alcohol, a few months back I was eating at Boston Pizza with a friend and ordered a pitcher of blue or whatever was on tap. Anyway, waiter comes around and asks if I wanna order any food. Wings it is, but being a brown guy, "hot" isn't hot enough, so I ask him if they have anything beyond what's on the menu. He said they had suicide wings, so I took them expecting the Boston Pizza suicide wings to be the equivalent of eating McDonalds' BBQ sauce. He brings them out and they're hot as hell. So I ask for about $12 worth of milk. Anyway, beer and wings isn't the best combo when it comes to dumming down the heat, but neither is it something to waste, so the order went - bite of wings, milk, beer, bite of wings, milk, beer, etc. The next morning, ring of fire and the curdling in my stomach that night, man oh man.

Edit: Oh, and a few months ago I had some Russian alcohol. 155 proof. Lost my voice for a couple days.

Torture · 01-15-2008, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ken0042

If you ever want to one up that, try ordering an "Irish Car Bomb." It's a drop shot into a cup of Guinness; I forget what the liquor is but it's one of the creamy ones and it curdles about 5 seconds after hitting the Guinness. So if you drink it fast enough it's nasty and it explodes in your mouth.

I love Guinness....and I also love Irish Car Bombs....

Irish Car Bombs are Guinness + Irish Cream + Irish Whiskey

HockeyPuck · 01-15-2008, 02:42 PM

Balut...

StrayBullet · 01-15-2008, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ken0042

There's a Filipino dish that is like a soup/stew. It looks a little bit like re-fried beans, but the "broth" is cooked pigs blood, and the bits in the stew are pig intestines.

Dinuguan

...and it rules!!!

@theCBE · 01-15-2008, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Torture

I love Guinness....and I also love Irish Car Bombs....

Irish Car Bombs are Guinness + Irish Cream + Irish Whiskey

Every time I have ever ordered one they only give me the half pint of Guinness with the shot dropped in. Never had it with Irish cream, but it does sound good. One of the best pieces of advice I've ever had is to not order an Irish Car bomb in Ireland.

Guinness is amazing... I was drinking one at the top of the Storehouse in Dublin at about this time last year.

Whoever has accidentally drank out of someones spittoon wins this thread hands down.

Grossest think I've ever had is rotten milk.

StrayBullet · 01-15-2008, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by @theCBE

Whoever has accidentally drank out of someones spittoon wins this thread hands down.

The may be in the Top 5, but not the hands down winner. That award goes to the ladies from "2 Girls, 1 Cup".

Rhettzky · 01-15-2008, 02:55 PM

At a club and someone put their cigarette butt into my beer. I was already liquored and took a few gulps before I noticed. That taste stuck around the rest of the night.

burnin_vernon · 01-15-2008, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Worst drink, I forget the name of the shooter, I think its a cement mixer.

Mix of Baileys and lime juice; The shot that eats like a meal.

For me it was grabbing a beer bottle and swigging what turned out to be someone else's ashtray...on TWO occasions I've done that. I'm thinking of getting a patent for the flavour.

CaptainCrunch · 01-15-2008, 03:11 PM

I had to swallow my pride once, eat the bitter pill of defeat, on one deal I had to eat the cost.

All of those things taste like poo.

Torture · 01-15-2008, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by fleury

I'm real picky with my eating, so anything that's slimy or rubbary, won't go near my mouth.

Anyway, since this thread seems to revolve around alcohol, a few months back I was eating at Boston Pizza with a friend and ordered a pitcher of blue or whatever was on tap. Anyway, waiter comes around and asks if I wanna order any food. Wings it is, but being a brown guy, "hot" isn't hot enough, so I ask him if they have anything beyond what's on the menu. He said they had suicide wings, so I took them expecting the Boston Pizza suicide wings to be the equivalent of eating McDonalds' BBQ sauce. He brings them out and they're hot as hell. So I ask for about $12 worth of milk. Anyway, beer and wings isn't the best combo when it comes to dumming down the heat, but neither is it something to waste, so the order went - bite of wings, milk, beer, bite of wings, milk, beer, etc. The next morning, ring of fire and the curdling in my stomach that night, man oh man.

Haha, yeah, suicide wings at BPs are quite hot. I had a friend who drank the sauce on a bet....and then he managed to get it into his eyes on the process....

flip · 01-15-2008, 03:22 PM

never have myself but have seen people drink week old bong water. we told him it would get him high.

prarie fire is up there on the list of disgusting things as far as ive drank.

@theCBE · 01-15-2008, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by StrayBullet

The may be in the Top 5, but not the hands down winner. That award goes to the ladies from "2 Girls, 1 Cup".

I wish I didn't know what that reference meant... worst 2 minutes of my life. Anybody that plans on googleing it should wait till they get home... preferably alone... near a bathroom or at least a garbage can.

4X4 · 01-15-2008, 04:08 PM

If you're ever in Italy and someone offers you Cynar, DO NOT ACCEPT.

Misterpants · 01-15-2008, 04:20 PM

Second on the Cod Tongues. First one was Ok until you stared at them and realized they really were fat blobs of fish tongues. Drinkwise...nothing worse than a 6/49. Pick a bar with three rows of liquor...6th from the right on the top, 4th from the left on the second, 9th from the right on the bottom. You can get some horrible combos.