Highlight Punch Lines

[C Squared]

I was just thinking about this and you know all our favorite tsn/sportsnet/score guys and gals have their punch lines while they go through the highlights. For example the Pens play-by-play announcer once said after a goal by Crosby right in the crease area "GET THAT DOG OFF MY LAWN!!". Or perhaps my personal favorite Don Taylor (where is he now if anybody knows) with his "Shot and Dia..De...Dahhh...Balhh....SCORES" (hard to type that out lol). Another one of my favorites I heard last christmas was a goal by Ruslan Salei (I think) and the guy said "Ah they are riding out one a one horse open Sa-Lei". Now I wanna know if you guys/gals have ever came out with your own creative punch lines for goals/hits/saves/etc. I have come up with a couple that I will share....

Eric Godard scores his one and only goal this season and I busted out of nowhere with... "Oh he's from BC but he ain't gettin' STONED on that play!"

Phaneuf hammers somebody into the viagra boards at the dome... "Phaneuf hits him (can't remember who it was) HARD into the viagra boards, he's gonna be STIFF for quite sometime!"

Anyways kind of a strange topic but I wanna hear some more from you guys and I'll try and think of some others that I have busted out in my drunken Flames watching....

[BlackEleven]

"The population of Pomminville goes up by one" (when Pomminville scored)
The funny "Bingo, bango, bongo his name is Roberto Luongo"
and the classic "Pat La-la-la-la-la-fontaine"

[C Squared]

I love the Pomminville one funny funny stuff.

[Matata]

from Nashville

"He SCORES! Top shelf, where momma keeps her cookies!"

[Locke]

How about:

"Dion is pouding him in the head mercilessly....it looks like hes starting a lawnmower...."

or:

"Oh my God, he ripped his nostril out!!"

Good old Fan960

[OutOfTheCube]

Originally Posted by Matata

from Nashville

"He SCORES! Top shelf, where momma keeps her cookies!"

Where momma *HIDES* the cookies.

And it's from Buffalo, thank you very much.

[troutman]

Mike Lange (voice of the Penguins) quotes:

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mike_Lange

[C Squared]

Originally Posted by troutman

Mike Lange (voice of the Penguins) quotes:

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mike_Lange

^Thanks for the link I quite enjoyed a lot of those.

[The Fonz]

"Boom goes the dynamite"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no

I know, it's old news. But still funny every time

[Mightyfire89]

I still like "Goodnight, Jim Kyte".

[4X4]

Ed Whalen was good for these kinds of things. Of course, I've forgotton most of them and cannot cite any good examples...

[Locke]

Originally Posted by troutman

Mike Lange (voice of the Penguins) quotes:

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mike_Lange

There is something wrong with that man.

[SebC]

Originally Posted by troutman

Mike Lange (voice of the Penguins) quotes:

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mike_Lange

They missed "he went down like a power window!"

Some NBA ones:

"If you don't like that, you don't like NBA basketball!" - Kings
"Onions, baby, onions!" - Chuck Swirsky, Raptors

[gildo]

"MAY DAY....MAY DAY.....MAY DAAAAAAAY!!!" Brad May after scoring on Andy Moog (I think) Buffalo vs Boston series clincer in O.T.

[alltherage]

Originally Posted by Matata

from Nashville

"He SCORES! Top shelf, where momma keeps her cookies!"

"Because he's the COOKIE MONSTER!!"

[Prototype]

I don't know who it was, but I had to put together an intro for a sports show on SAIT Radio.

"Get out of the fast lane Grandma, the bingo game is about to begin"

I have no idea who, or why it was said.

"Beat him like a rented mule" is a classic.

Sid off Score Tonight pulled off "Making GLUUUU-OVE, Out of nothing at all" on an awesome save about a month ago. That is my recient fave.