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Old 12-07-2007, 03:38 PM   #61
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Saxamaphone... I don't even call it a saxophone anymore.
Ha Ha. Me too.

I'm also partial "well I'll be jiggered". Bart said it once and I can't even remember why. Anyone remember that?
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:39 PM   #62
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"This place has got old man stink"
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:41 PM   #63
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Remarks about not being able to sleep should always be met with remarks about being eaten by clowns.
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:53 PM   #64
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Canadian Flanders: Would you like to take a puff on this reef-a-rooni?

Ned: They told me the Devil would be beautiful...
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:56 PM   #65
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Whenever there is a casino outing, there has to be a reference about "gamblor" and his neon claws.
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:56 PM   #66
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Actually I do use that one fairly often. But not with donuts. Anytime I use something as a tool.
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:57 PM   #67
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Typing paddling when it was clearly paddlin', that's a paddlin'.
For the record, that was a copy/paste job from the site. I'm innocent! Which reminds me:

I didn't do it
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:58 PM   #68
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Canadian Flanders: Would you like to take a puff on this reef-a-rooni?

Ned: They told me the Devil would be beautiful...
ohhh, someone has a picture from that episode as their avatar on here. And I know he's a regular too, and its gonna drive me nuts when someone says who it is.
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:58 PM   #69
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Oh and when someone says something stupid, a great response is "They have internet on computers now?".
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Old 12-07-2007, 03:59 PM   #70
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KEN!!!! good I remembered before anyone posted it!
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Old 12-07-2007, 04:03 PM   #71
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"They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"

I occasionally use variations of that after a bad loss. Or when talking about the Leafs with Leafs fans.

Also, "Everything's comin' up Milhouse"
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Old 12-07-2007, 04:04 PM   #72
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Oh and when someone says something stupid, a great response is "They have internet on computers now?".
The Internet? Is that thing still around?
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Old 12-07-2007, 04:05 PM   #73
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KEN!!!! good I remembered before anyone posted it!
Yeah, he has the welcome to Winnipeg sign.

"we were born here, what your excuse?"

My friend in winnipeg uses that as a classic excuse whilst pondering why the hell he still lives in Winnipeg.....

I use this one as a classic 'out':

"this conversation is under"
"dont you mean over?"

**By this time I've already run away...**
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Old 12-07-2007, 04:11 PM   #74
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When trying to win sympathy:

"I'm cold, and there are wolves after me."
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Old 12-07-2007, 04:13 PM   #75
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Whenever there is a casino outing, there has to be a reference about "gamblor" and his neon claws.
I'm not a state I'm a monster!

Lisa, the only monster here is the one that's taken over your mother! I call him GAMBLOR!

Followed by.. You made Lisa cry.. Then I cried.. then Maggie laughed, she's such a little trooper.
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Old 12-07-2007, 04:20 PM   #76
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I sadly break this one out when the Flames are playing badly.

BART: I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.
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Old 12-07-2007, 04:25 PM   #77
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IMDB has a pretty good list of Simpsons quotes.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096697/quotes

I totally forgot about my favorite quote:

RON HOWARD: Homer, we're out of vodka!
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Old 12-07-2007, 04:25 PM   #78
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^ Oh that reminds me of another one I use, courtesy of Bart:

"That's funny on SO many levels."
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Old 12-07-2007, 04:26 PM   #79
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I think I'm going to go out and buy season 5 of the simpsons.. so many classic episodes
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