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			Couldn't decide which one would work better, so take your pick:
 While being javelined in the crotch by Flames forward Matthew Lombardi, Sam Gagne gently reminds him that he's "an Oiler- we don't have anything there, silly!"
 
 Matthew Lombardi goes for Sam Gagne's family jewels, but Gagne reminds him that Oilers families are poor, so they have no jewels.
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