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Old 10-03-2007, 10:33 PM   #301
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I'll start the bidding with this slightly used pair of Jiri's underwear.

Anybody else? Anyone?

I refuse to enter into any sort of contractual transaction for that!

I think I'll just keep the username thanks ATR.

BTW, Jiri man, you gotta lay off the cheeseburgers...the Canadian military is going to start using your pants for parachutes....
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Old 10-03-2007, 10:37 PM   #302
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BTW, Jiri man, you gotta lay off the cheeseburgers...the Canadian military is going to start using your pants for parachutes....
oh gawd....

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^^ Well, if Jiri needed a custom title, that one would rock!

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Do we get to rub his tummy for luck????
I think the real question is whether you would really want to be afforded that opportunity, and if you were, how willing you'd be to take advantage.

As a female poster, I'd say you're probably in the front running.
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Old 10-03-2007, 11:23 PM   #304
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The progression of a Hall of Fame Thread:

1. A poster asks a simple question.
2. Others weigh in on that question, and make numerous funnies.
3. The mods weigh in on that question by punishing the insolent and ignoring those who crave attention.
4. fotze makes an off-colour joke.
5. Updog adds to his already bloated post count.
6. someone comments "I can't believe I just read this entire thread."
7. Someone posts photoshopped pictures of KevanGuy.
8. Someone posts MORE photoshopped pictures of KevanGuy.
9. Someone says "This thread is classic."
10. The thread reaches 16 pages.
11. Someone posts bizarre and completely unrelated Japanese video.
12. The thread reaches "critical IQ density"--meaning that anyone who reads it from beginning to end is now dumber than they were before they began.
13. The thread becomes so massive that it punches a hole in space, and Bruce Willis is dispatched to explode it with a nuke before it kills us all.

I've seen it before people.

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Old 10-03-2007, 11:26 PM   #305
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I think the real question is whether you would really want to be afforded that opportunity, and if you were, how willing you'd be to take advantage.

As a female poster, I'd say you're probably in the front running.

Hmmmm definitely something to keep in mind - but if it brings luck AND a cool label.....it might be something to consider......
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Old 10-03-2007, 11:35 PM   #306
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The progression of a Hall of Fame Thread:

1. A poster asks a simple question.
2. Others weigh in on that question, and make numerous funnies.
3. The mods weigh in on that question by punishing the insolent and ignoring those who crave attention.
4. fotze makes an off-colour joke.
5. Updog adds to his already bloated post count.
6. someone comments "I can't believe I just read this entire thread."
7. Someone posts photoshopped pictures of KevanGuy.
8. Someone posts MORE photoshopped pictures of KevanGuy.
9. Someone says "This thread is classic."
10. The thread reaches 16 pages.
11. Someone posts bizarre and completely unrelated Japanese video.
12. The thread reaches "critical IQ density"--meaning that anyone who reads it from beginning to end is now dumber than they were before they began.
12A. Jiri attempts to kill thread due to massive enjoyment it causes other posters.
13. The thread becomes so massive that it punches a hole in space, and Bruce Willis is dispatched to explode it with a nuke before it kills us all.

I've seen it before people.

You forgot step 12A tho Iowa......
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Old 10-03-2007, 11:36 PM   #307
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I don't think I'd better post in this thread.
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Old 10-03-2007, 11:43 PM   #308
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blah blah blah
Your title should be "Iowa Is Boring", cause you have way too much time on your hands...

Nice work none the less...
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Old 10-04-2007, 12:17 AM   #310
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^^ WDF was that?

Two Aussies making fun of each other over a name change and something regarding 'poofta'?

Hilarious though...
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Old 10-04-2007, 02:00 AM   #311
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Your title should be "Iowa Is Boring", cause you have way too much time on your hands...

Nice work none the less...

Words hurt, prottotype. Words hurt.
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Old 10-04-2007, 07:26 AM   #312
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I'm fairly certain that the mods here are above reproach and cannot, in fact, be bribed.
You obviously don't know us very well.
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You obviously don't know us very well.
So sayeth the otter, so mote it be....



And uh, Ken? What kind of "incentives" are we discussing here?
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Hmmmm definitely something to keep in mind - but if it brings luck AND a cool label.....it might be something to consider......
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You obviously don't know us very well.
So, should I make that out to... oh, I don't know, ken0042?
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Words hurt, prottotype. Words hurt.
Someone is going the right way for a "Cry Baby" tag... LOL...

Just kidding. You're awesome, don't ever change.
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The progression of a Hall of Fame Thread:

1. A poster asks a simple question.
2. Others weigh in on that question, and make numerous funnies.
3. The mods weigh in on that question by punishing the insolent and ignoring those who crave attention.
4. fotze makes an off-colour joke.
5. Updog adds to his already bloated post count.
6. someone comments "I can't believe I just read this entire thread."
7. Someone posts photoshopped pictures of KevanGuy.
8. Someone posts MORE photoshopped pictures of KevanGuy.
9. Someone says "This thread is classic."
10. The thread reaches 16 pages.
11. Someone posts bizarre and completely unrelated Japanese video.
12. The thread reaches "critical IQ density"--meaning that anyone who reads it from beginning to end is now dumber than they were before they began.
13. The thread becomes so massive that it punches a hole in space, and Bruce Willis is dispatched to explode it with a nuke before it kills us all.

I've seen it before people.
Shush....nobody was supposed to notice that.

Post counts don't matter, remember?
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Post counts don't matter, remember?
Sir! Yes Sir!
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Seems like an odd choice for the Robb Report to put in their magazine.
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Ever notice how Halifax Drunk photoshops everyone, but there's never a photoshop of him?
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