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Sliver · 06-08-2012, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

no way, that's cool. you should let pylon know, i bet he would think that was awesome

haha did he already post that? Sorry pylon. I did search the thread using the link, but maybe I had an http: on there or something and he didn't.

Tron_fdc · 06-08-2012, 02:58 PM

It's Friday, and I found a meme site.

http://www.quickmeme.com/

Tron_fdc · 06-08-2012, 03:07 PM

Tron_fdc · 06-08-2012, 03:12 PM

You Need a Thneed · 06-08-2012, 03:23 PM

I wanted to see what happened if a created a feedback loop in the english to Springs1 translator:

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*****NO,****** ****YOU****** DO AS the **********CUSTOMER********* SAYS **********BOOM********** ******GETTING***** ********YOU****** REFILL PRONTO, BETTER SERVICE THERE, NOT WORSE, DUHH.!11111!!111!111!!1!11!!!!!1!11!!!!1!!!!!11!1! 11!1!!1!!11!!!1!111!!1!111!!111 **********I************ ****MEAN***** IF I CAN *****GET****** ****A****** ******REFILL****** LITERALLY IN 30 SECONDS(WE HAVE *****HAD****** THIS *****HAPPEN***** before) AT A CHAIN *****RESTAURANT,****** WHY NOT ******WHEN**** ****YOU****** ARE PAYING MORE FOR THE ******FOOD***** **************AND************** MORE *****FOR****** THE TIP, HUH??!??!????!!!??!!!?!11!1!!??!!??!????!1!!!???!! ?!!!!??!!!1!!1!!!?!?!!!?!!11!!?!!!??????!!?!??!!!! ??!?!?11!!11!!111!!11?!?!!!!???1!!1!!!11!!1!!111!? !!!!11!!111??!!!??!???1!11111!!!?!??!?!!!??!!1!!!! ???!!!????!??!?!!???!?!??1!!!!111!1!11111!1!1????? !!?!?!!1111!!!!1!11!!111!!!!!?!!!!1111!!?!?!!!?!?? ?!!!!1!?!?!!??????!!!1!1!1!!?!!!!????!?!???!?!!!?! ?!!!1!!11!!!1!!!1?!?!!?!??1!1!!11111!111111111!??! ?!!?!111??!!!?!!?!???1111!!?!?!!???!!!?11!1!!!???? ?!?!!!??!!!?!!1111!!1!!!!!11!!1!1!?!!!!!?!!?!??!!! !11!!!!!1!111!1!!!?!!!?!1!!1111?!!?!??!!!??!1!11!? !??!??!1!!!!!??!!?!?!?!?!!!??!!!?!!!!!!!1111!!1!11 111111!1!1!??!!!!?????!!!!!1!!1!!!!!1???!1111 SHOULDN'T SERVICE BE *BETTER* AS ****YOU**** ALL CLAIM ******AT**** the FINE DINING???!?!???!!?!?!??!??!!?!!11!!!?!???1111!11?? !!???!!!!!????!!!!!1!!??!!!1!!1!??!!!!?!?!!??!1111 11111?????!!!!11!11!?!????11!!1?!?!?!?!!!?!!?!!11! !11?!?????!11!!!1!!1!111!1??!!???!!!1!!!!11!1??!?! ?!!??!??!????!!!?!!11!??!???!1!!!1!!??!?????!?!??! !?!1!1!1111!1!!!!!???!!!1!!111!?!!?11!!1111?!??!?? ???!!!?!!1!!111!!!????!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!??!!?!!?1!11 !!!1??!??!!!??!?!?!??1!!!!!!!??1!1!1!!?!!??!???!!! !!!??11!!11!!1!1!!!!????!1111!!?!?!!!!1!???????!?! !?1!!1!!!!!?!?!??!1!11!!11!1!!??!?!1111!1!1!??!!?? !!???!!!?!!!????!1!!!11!????!!??!!!1!!??!??!!?!??? !1!!1!1!1!11!!!!??!?!!!11!!!!??!1!1!1!?!!!!??!?!?? !!1111!?!?!!?!!!!!?!!1!11!!!1!!!!!?!?!111!!1!1!11? !!!?!?????!?!!1!1!!!?!!!?!!1111!?!!!?!!!?!?!???!!? 11!!!!1!!?!?!?!!1!!!??!??!?!!!1!!1!?!????!???!?!11 1!!!!!!!!??!!!!?!!11111!111!11!!!!!!!!!?1!!11!!!!! !!1 *****IT**** isn't THOUGH IS MY *****POINT.!!11111******!1111!1!1111!1!!1!!111!111 !!!11!1!!!1!!!1!1!!111!!11!!!1!11!11!!!!1!!!1!!!11 !1!1!1!1111!!
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undercoverbrother · 06-08-2012, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Tron_fdc

I don't get it?

Wieser Wonder can you help me out?

Tron_fdc · 06-08-2012, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

I don't get it?

Wieser Wonder can you help me out?

I believe Morpheus is talking about his dong

Tron_fdc · 06-08-2012, 03:38 PM

Tron_fdc · 06-08-2012, 03:40 PM

flames_1987 · 06-08-2012, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by The Yen Man

I'm convinced this Springs1 isn't the original Springs1, and that she's some random past banned CPer just trolling CP for the lulz. There is no way someone can be this passionate over something so trivial and useless.

That's what makes her the greatest internet troll of all time. It's incredible the amount of abstract message boards she's ranted on. World of Warcraft, Gay men magazines sites, sites dedicated to shaving, the list goes on and on, and dates back to 2003. She has left a legacy on the internet like nobody before....

The scary part is, there's no end game for here. She has no common goal she's tried to get out of this. She literally has not changed her tone for 10 years. She's still arguing the same trivial things. There is no end in sight....and the poor message board that decides to start a thread about tipping...Springs1 waits to pounce.

Springs1 · 06-08-2012, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Dion

She is also every waitress's worst nightmare.

Anyone that says this is LAZY AND UNCARING, otherwise, you'd LOVE to serve me. You don't see that, huh?

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Oftentimes, the service wasn't bad at all, but the customer is a temper-tantrum waiting to happen and, as I said, she is looking for excuses not to tip.

No, I don't look for excuses, they come to me. I don't control the server's behavior, although I am supposed to be able to by the MONEY they want, which obviously some servers don't want.

undercoverbrother · 06-08-2012, 03:47 PM

http://springs1fanclub.blogspot.ca/

Springs1 · 06-08-2012, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Five-hole

O(assumed water),

See how assumptions are bad?

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then forgot the miso soups twice, and finally brought them out halfway through eating our sushi. I like to eat the soup as an appy.

Did she apologize? Did she WRITE DOWN your orders?

HELPNEEDED · 06-08-2012, 03:49 PM

Ever think servers are humans?

Tron_fdc · 06-08-2012, 03:53 PM

Bring_Back_Shantz · 06-08-2012, 03:54 PM

undercoverbrother · 06-08-2012, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

qouted 'cause it should be.

Bring_Back_Shantz · 06-08-2012, 03:57 PM

pylon · 06-08-2012, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

Yes, it should be quoted.

pylon · 06-08-2012, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Sliver

haha did he already post that? Sorry pylon. I did search the thread using the link, but maybe I had an http: on there or something and he didn't.

LOL, I found it in another one of her threads in the depths of the intertron. I take no credit.