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Old 04-06-2009, 11:58 AM   #21
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Do they clean toilets?
Well I guess but I'd charge an extra $5 per hour seeing as this isn't very glamorous!

Right now I'm getting a lot of interest from models, but not as much from customers, I don't really understand. $40 dollars an hour having a model clean your house is an excellent rate. So PM me if you are interested and I'll set you up with your type of model, pictures are available.
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Old 04-06-2009, 12:03 PM   #22
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Well I guess but I'd charge an extra $5 per hour seeing as this isn't very glamorous!

Right now I'm getting a lot of interest from models, but not as much from customers, I don't really understand. $40 dollars an hour having a model clean your house is an excellent rate. So PM me if you are interested and I'll set you up with your type of model, pictures are available.
If I were single, I would be reluctant to pay good money to have a bikini-clad lady enter my home to do a questionable cleaning job unless said lady were exceptionally hot. Anything less, and you're a entering Pervland, population: you.

That being said, if you had pictures and/or a decent website to pimp your services you might garner more interest.
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Old 04-06-2009, 12:08 PM   #23
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If I were single, I would be reluctant to pay good money to have a bikini-clad lady enter my home to do a questionable cleaning job unless said lady were exceptionally hot. Anything less, and you're a entering Pervland, population: you.

That being said, if you had pictures and/or a decent website to pimp your services you might garner more interest.
Again, these women are models, they are all hot and you'll see pictures before they show up at your house. I will only be showing pictures to guys who are interested, I won't be posting them on a public forum.
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Old 04-06-2009, 01:49 PM   #24
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I'd imagine that you aren't getting interest because if I want my house cleaned I want it clean... A good maid, even if she is ugly, is about that price.

If I want to see hot chicks I'll go to a strip club or rent some porn. Point being I don't see many guys paying to watch a chick in a bikini clean his house - two seperate motivations here - clean house vs. looking at a hot chick.

The guys that probably want your service can't afford it and still probably live with mom while the guys that can afford it don't need to pay to see a hot chick in their house...?

Just my rambling thoughts...
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Old 04-06-2009, 01:54 PM   #25
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Would I be able to polish something as well while they are cleaning?

I'd hate for them to think I didn't do anything around the house.
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LOL. That's fine if you're not interested, but there is a large market for beautiful women cleaning houses.

I agree with a lot of posts in this thread, once I get the business up and running I should start a website, post some videos, and pictures of the models. Just from posting ads on craigslist I've gotten enough interest so far, once I get the website up and running it should take off. This is the trial period right now, I'll probably be raising prices once demand increases, so send me your PMs if you're interested.
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Old 04-06-2009, 02:00 PM   #27
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Right now I'm getting a lot of interest from models, but not as much from customers, I don't really understand. $40 dollars an hour having a model clean your house is an excellent rate. So PM me if you are interested and I'll set you up with your type of model, pictures are available.
If I was paying money to spend time near a model, I wouldn't want to be staring at here while she was crawling under my toilet or realizing that I think dusting is performed by an open window.
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Old 04-06-2009, 02:22 PM   #28
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Is it just me or does this remind anyone else of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry starts sleeping with his maid?
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Old 04-06-2009, 02:27 PM   #29
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Another possible name:

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Old 04-06-2009, 02:28 PM   #30
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Check PM please...
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Another possible name:

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Rub and Tug.





Rub the counters and tug the bedsheets of course.
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Old 04-06-2009, 06:26 PM   #32
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I've rethought my name and bring to you the winner:

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I've rethought my name and bring to you the winner:

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Hahaha that's awesome.
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scrub then tug........its clean now so she can touch it.
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I retained something like this in Penticton. They were called Sweeping Beauties.

Spoken like a lawyer...
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Allright enough haggling when do we get to hit it?
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Old 04-13-2009, 05:45 PM   #37
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Well we had the first customer today, he payed for 2 hours and gave the girl a $50 tip. I'm also getting a lot of interest now, so if you are interested in getting you place cleaned message me ASAP before the girls are booked.
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Again, if you are interested send me a PM and you'll see pictures of the girls. It really doesn't take that much effort. In the PM also tell me what day you are interested in the cleaning, and what part of the city you are in.
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