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Old 02-01-2009, 09:30 AM   #1121
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What are guys supposed to do when the women they hang out with starts talking about their bra sizes? Because you know... we don't exactly discuss our dick size...
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What are guys supposed to do when the women they hang out with starts talking about their bra sizes? Because you know... we don't exactly discuss our dick size...
Question how truthful they are being and demand proof to back up their claims!
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What are guys supposed to do when the women they hang out with starts talking about their bra sizes? Because you know... we don't exactly discuss our dick size...
These women should work in my office. The other day on coffee break one of the guys asked me my bra size. I left the room.
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Due to my appearance I am regularly overlooked for "Most Beautiful People" issues of celebrity magazines. I resent that almost as much as not being considered a celebrity.
You're a celebrity for the right reasons..being a cool, faithful fiance.
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You're a celebrity for the right reasons..being a cool, faithful fiance.
You know, if that's a come on I could be persuaded to change my stance...
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You know, if that's a come on I could be persuaded to change my stance...
But then I wouldn't like you anymore!
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But then I wouldn't like you anymore!
Ha ha. There's always a catch.
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Old 02-01-2009, 10:50 AM   #1128
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These women should work in my office. The other day on coffee break one of the guys asked me my bra size. I left the room.
Are you a guy? That would be very rude. But then I guess if you are a gal then that is rude too.

Actually that kind of question in the work place is so beyond being inappriopriate. What was he thinking? I mean, was there a conversation going on about the topic or did he just straight out ask you?
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Are you a guy? That would be very rude. But then I guess if you are a gal then that is rude too.

Actually that kind of question in the work place is so beyond being inappriopriate. What was he thinking? I mean, was there a conversation going on about the topic or did he just straight out ask you?
No, I'm female but I can imagine someone asking a guy about his man-boobs. It started like this. I have this new tall plastic travel cup that I use for coffee. The guy to my left-a good friend and tota; gentleman-picked up the cup and started reading it. It's got some tropical pictures on it and some stuff about Florida and keeping kids off drugs. The rude guy, David, said "Stop playing with her cup, Felix...oh, I mean cups hahahaha by the way what cup size are you?" He surely wasn't asking Felix! There's was no sexual conversation before this. David is known for being rude but for some reason people.even some women in the office, are chummy with him. From what I understand he sends food back at restaurants for no reason, eats it and then refuses to pay. And here's the real kicker......HE'S 58 Years OLD!!!!!!
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These women should work in my office. The other day on coffee break one of the guys asked me my bra size. I left the room.
Sometimes I miss my old job as an official bikini inspector
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When I see the "Most Beautiful People" issues I have to gag. It's just who you kmow, who you want to promote I guess. I see prettier people at the grocery store.
I gotta start doing more grocery shopping in south Florida.
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Funny how no matter what you say CC it's never offensive. You could teach the idiot at my job how to be funny without being a jerk.
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I gotta start doing more grocery shopping in south Florida.
You should see the mail ladies You spend too much time at Sawgrass when you're here. I've only been to PF Changs for dinner after a Sun afternoon game
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Funny how no matter what you say CC it's never offensive. You could teach the idiot at my job how to be funny without being a jerk.
Well you know, us guys save our most offensive material until we're old, bitter angry and just don't care anymore.

Either that or I had the respect beaten into me by my parents.
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I hope it's the latter. This guy's been married 3 times so I think he was always an arse.
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Old 02-01-2009, 11:17 AM   #1136
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You should see the mail ladies
I've heard they're pretty bitchy though. You ask them a simple question and they leave the room without saying a word!

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Hey, I've got my Winn-Dixie reward card! And no fair bringing up PF Changs when the closest one is four hours away from me! I like PF Changs.
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......HE'S 58 Years OLD!!!!!!
Rude and an old guy. Very creepy. Did you have a complete body shudder of revulsion?
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Rude and an old guy. Very creepy. Did you have a complete body shudder of revulsion?
Yup. Nothing against "old guys" if they're refined and gentlemanly like my co-worker Felix. I wouldn't tolerate it from a younger guy either. Actualy what I hear from them is WORSE. I really can't even post it here. Not only did I shudder..I had an epiphany..why do I bother with these people? From now on I'm wearing my earbuds and bringing a book.
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Yup. Nothing against "old guys" if they're refined and gentlemanly like my co-worker Felix. I wouldn't tolerate it from a younger guy either. Actualy what I hear from them is WORSE. I really can't even post it here. Not only did I shudder..I had an epiphany..why do I bother with these people? From now on I'm wearing my earbuds and bringing a book.
Do you work at a truck stop? A construction site?

Yes, it is isn't about the guy being an old guy. It was about him being an old creepy guy with an old creepy body. Did you ask him his cup size?

I love that word - epiphany. I had an epiphany that I love the word epiphany.
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Do you work at a truck stop? A construction site?

Yes, it is isn't about the guy being an old guy. It was about him being an old creepy guy with an old creepy body. Did you ask him his cup size?

I love that word - epiphany. I had an epiphany that I love the word epiphany.
I work for the post ofice in South Florida. In fact several of the guys are former construction workers, truckers etc. In other words the bad stereotypes of the blue collar worker. Not all of them are like that of course.
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