Random Thoughts Thread

[burn_this_city]

He has a prostetic ketchup bottle arm lol.

[mykalberta]

Would the a$$ from 1-800-395-8813 please stop calling.

If I dont have your number in my contacts I dont answer it, and since you dont leave a message I cannot call you back so quit FUXHING CALLING ME.

I dont want your damn ROGERS HOME PHONE.

Take a hint, I pay you 30$/month for a cell phone that I call foward. Take my $360/year and quit harrasing me.

[czure32]

Red bull just doesnt taste the same without vodka or jaggermeister in it
working for me is such a waste of time on days where I played rec hockey the night before

[Pagal4321]

How come Niko can't just sneak up on people? He always has to ask nicely and tell people he wants to kill them.

Then they run away and I hate trying to chase people.

[missdpuck]

Is this terribly mean of me? I hate when people stand out by the mailbox waiting for me to bring the mail. It's not like they're getting anything important, I don't want to see pictures of their grandchildren.....I just want to get done in time and go home.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by missdpuck

Is this terribly mean of me? I hate when people stand out by the mailbox waiting for me to bring the mail. It's not like they're getting anything important, I don't want to see pictures of their grandchildren.....I just want to get done in time and go home.

Maybe if you ask nicely Locke will scare them off instead of just hiding in the bushes while he follows you around.

[missdpuck]

Thank you GTF. I'm surprised he's not angry with me for letting everyone know he called the 900 number. Guess he loves me after all.

[ResAlien]

What kind of sushi would someone who's tried sushi and hated it before try if they had to again? And how do you decide what kind of Sake is good? Can't just be price.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by ResAlien

What kind of sushi would someone who's tried sushi and hated it before try if they had to again?;

Candy sushi!

And how do you decide what kind of Sake is good? Can't just be price.

Taste!

[Lanny'sDaMan]

Bloody hell. Now I can't stop humming the cat came back :/

[bigtmac19]

^^ Ha Ha, I was just talking with my boss today, about how much my kids used to love Fred Penner.
He has a new baby and I said when she is older he should buy one of his CD's.
Then I had that song in my head today as well.

[Resolute 14]

Originally Posted by Lanny'sDaMan

Bloody hell. Now I can't stop humming the cat came back :/

This is the song that never ends...

[Jayems]

I hate inventions that are supposed to make my life simpler and easier that never work. Like motion sensors in bathrooms. The faucet never works. You have to punch the paper towel machine to dispense paper (if you're lucky enough to even get you hands wet in the first place) and the toilet flushes in mid crunch.

[Weiser Wonder]

Originally Posted by Jayems

I hate inventions that are supposed to make my life simpler and easier that never work. Like motion sensors in bathrooms. The faucet never works. You have to punch the paper towel machine to dispense paper (if you're lucky enough to even get you hands wet in the first place) and the toilet flushes in mid crunch.

I don't think bathroom motion sensors are there to make things simpler but more sanitary.

[Biff]

Originally Posted by Jayems

I hate inventions that are supposed to make my life simpler and easier that never work. Like motion sensors in bathrooms. The faucet never works. You have to punch the paper towel machine to dispense paper (if you're lucky enough to even get you hands wet in the first place) and the toilet flushes in mid crunch.

Stop eating in there, then.

[Jayems]

Originally Posted by Weiser Wonder

I don't think bathroom motion sensors are there to make things simpler but more sanitary.

So why is it that 7/10 stalls always have a full tank, if you know what i mean. (which is another issue all together as to why some people feel it necessary to leave it... ) It doesn't flush when it should, and does when it shouldn't.

[Jayems]

Originally Posted by Biff

Stop eating in there, then.

I've always had a thing for KFC on the can.

[enthused]

Today a homeless man dumped his beer on me on the train. It was a really lovely way to cap off an already crappy day. He was sitting at the other end of the train car, mumbling to himself and then yelling at people. And then he got up and started staggering towards where I was sitting. Even though there were tons of empty seats, I knew he was going to sit with me. And he did. But it was more like he fell on me, and so did his beer.

[Jayems]

^^ you sure it was beer and not a portable urinal?

[enthused]

Originally Posted by Jayems

^^ you sure it was beer and not a portable urinal?

......... yes, only because I saw him crack the beer. Thank god.