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Old 01-13-2009, 04:28 PM   #781
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I'm debating between just unplugging the phone or going to the other floor and kicking whoever is screwing around on the fax machine.
I vote for kicking!

Get it on video and maybe you could start a new series of video tapes entitled Office Fights!
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Old 01-13-2009, 04:45 PM   #782
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I vote for kicking!

Get it on video and maybe you could start a new series of video tapes entitled Office Fights!
That would be entertaining!

I just went down to check. No one was at the fax machine...
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Old 01-13-2009, 04:51 PM   #783
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Dun dun dun...
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Old 01-13-2009, 05:17 PM   #784
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My most recent random thought, is if you guys haven't seen the Jennifer Aniston GQ pictures, you should probably go look for them.
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Old 01-13-2009, 05:19 PM   #785
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I really wanted to proline today and forgot.
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:04 PM   #786
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Why do patio doors on highrise condos always have more locks than ft. knox? I have a deadbolt only for my maindoor, but my patio door eleven stories up has three separate latches/locks?
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:42 PM   #787
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Why do patio doors on highrise condos always have more locks than ft. knox? I have a deadbolt only for my maindoor, but my patio door eleven stories up has three separate latches/locks?
You must have skipped over the answer earlier in this thread.

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Old 01-13-2009, 06:45 PM   #788
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Strange how life works. An aunt of my mom's who was diagnosed with very serious cancer last year, had surgury today and was was told the cancer is gone thanks to chemotherapy, and IMO a positive attitude.

And an aunt of my dad's was diagnosed with lung cancer today.

Cancer sucks.
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:48 PM   #789
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the fax machine made me think of this random thing:

Yesterday my Caller ID at work says it's my Mom calling (showed his #), so I pick it up answering with a cheery and quite gay "Hey there!" it turns out it was our NYC rep calling. She was totally wondering what was going on with that greeting. Somehow a call from NYC showed up on our new phone system as that...
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the fax machine made me think of this random thing:

Yesterday my Caller ID at work says it's my Mom calling (showed his #), so I pick it up answering with a cheery and quite gay "Hey there!" it turns out it was our NYC rep calling. She was totally wondering what was going on with that greeting. Somehow a call from NYC showed up on our new phone system as that...
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That would explain a lot about me hey? Somehow I threw a 'his' in there instead of a 'her'.
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Old 01-13-2009, 10:15 PM   #793
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It's 10 pm. Should I go clean the bathroom so I don't have to do it tomorrow? Or should I watch a movie. hmmmmm
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:40 PM   #794
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For a jazz effect, use this rendition of spiderman:
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You ... suck ...



Oh, and so does this forum software for censoring b a s t a r d
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:46 PM   #795
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Why do my eye hurt whenever I take out my contacts?
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:47 PM   #796
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Why do my eye hurt whenever I take out my contacts?
Are you using a fork?
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Are you using a fork?
A buzz saw actually.

It's the actual process of taking them out, I took them out about an hour ago and my eyes have hurt ever since.
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Oh, and so does this forum software for censoring b a s t a r d
I find this funny. We can say but not b a s t a r d.

Edit. guess not.
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Strange how life works. An aunt of my mom's who was diagnosed with very serious cancer last year, had surgury today and was was told the cancer is gone thanks to chemotherapy, and IMO a positive attitude.

And an aunt of my dad's was diagnosed with lung cancer today.

Cancer sucks.

Yeah, not to be a downer...

Six years ago, one of my dad's best friends, in her early 50's, died of brain cancer.

Four years ago, my wife's friend, late 30's, got a brain tumour removed the same day she gave birth to twins. Luckily, she has had no recurrence, it seems that the pregnancy hormones caused a small benign tumour to start rapidly growing. As a result of the surgery she no longer has a sense of smell.

Two years ago, my wife's aunt, early 50's, died of brain cancer.

A few months ago, the husband of another of my wife's friends, (mid-40's) was diagnosed with a brain tumour. He was at my son's birthday party the day before his operation (On Halloween Day) and has come through the operation pretty well but still has and will have lingering effects for who knows how long.

Luckily, 2 of 4 were not malignant, but wow, I always thought of brain tumours as a pretty rare thing, but in the past few years they've been popping up regular as clockwork around us.

Bizarre...
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In other news, quiche is good.
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