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Old 12-28-2008, 07:20 AM   #461
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Some inbred jacktard took my parking spot today while I clearly had my signal light on for at least 2 minutes. Unfortunately there were three rednecks in the truck so I was screwed if I wanted to beak off to them. (plus my wife was with me)

Do they pull that crap in Texas where people can carry concealed guns?
That happened to me at 7 months pregnant once. It was at southcentre, and i waited for the car to pull out..it was storming like crazy, and i had to go to work..2 women in a car pulled in, then started to laugh.
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Old 12-28-2008, 07:22 AM   #462
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If the Goat in this thread was Israel, how many people would excuse this action as righteous?
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Old 12-28-2008, 07:50 AM   #463
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Yeah, and they get shot.

Anyway, I'm sitting here on someone else's wireless, finally. I could see about 20 different wireless connections where i am, but this is the first I could get any kind of signal strength out of.

Three more days until someone at Telus gets off their lazy ass and connects me up...
Had to hijack wireless over the break as well, fortunately had a N card which makes a world of difference even on G networks in terms of range.
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Old 12-28-2008, 08:21 AM   #464
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That happened to me at 7 months pregnant once. It was at southcentre, and i waited for the car to pull out..it was storming like crazy, and i had to go to work..2 women in a car pulled in, then started to laugh.
Jackasses. That's when you get the keys out...
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Jackasses. That's when you get the keys out...
Keys? Nah... that's not enough for that kind of jackassery. I suggest a screwdriver to the tires.
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Old 12-28-2008, 09:24 PM   #466
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I hate putting lights on a Christmas tree. The next tree I buy will be one that has the LED lights built in.
Putting lights on the tree is the fun parts. Bells here, cards there, balls here, tinsel there. Then see that its all wrong and do it again
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I can't believe that I got a full-sized sofa home from the store all by myself.
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Old 12-29-2008, 02:30 PM   #468
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How did you do that?
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Old 12-29-2008, 04:41 PM   #469
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How did you do that?
With leverage and by folding the back seats down.
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Holy Crap! You brought it home in a car??
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Old 12-29-2008, 04:50 PM   #471
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Holy Crap! You brought it home in a car??
A Santa Fe actually.
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Ok, this is ing annoying. So I'm sort of getting dumped over email from my girlfriend / its complicated of 3 years, and the Gmail side bars have this:

- Want to get your ex back?
- Romantic Relationships
- Broken Relationships
- GetOnTheCouch.com, relationship advice from you peers.

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Old 12-29-2008, 07:25 PM   #473
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Hey Phanuthier, that sucks .
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Old 12-29-2008, 07:46 PM   #474
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Ok, this is ing annoying. So I'm sort of getting dumped over email
I gotta say, if she can't do it to you in person, is she really worth it?
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I gotta say, if she can't do it to you in person, is she really worth it?
Its really long and complicated, but yeah its worth it. She's not a (female dog) she's a very gentle and caring person, she can't do it over the phone because its going to ruin her.

Great, now I get to head off to go see the biggest blow-hard couple of my sort-of friends, cause I'm keeping one of my (other and closest) friend company cause his brother just passed away. What a month.
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Its really long and complicated, but yeah its worth it. She's not a (female dog) she's a very gentle and caring person, she can't do it over the phone because its going to ruin her.

Great, now I get to head off to go see the biggest blow-hard couple of my sort-of friends, cause I'm keeping one of my (other and closest) friend company cause his brother just passed away. What a month.
You'll always have us!

I have to go to a funeral tomorrow... the absolute worst time to have someone die
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Its really long and complicated, but yeah its worth it. She's not a (female dog) she's a very gentle and caring person, she can't do it over the phone because its going to ruin her.

Great, now I get to head off to go see the biggest blow-hard couple of my sort-of friends, cause I'm keeping one of my (other and closest) friend company cause his brother just passed away. What a month.
Wow, that's really forgiving of you, I don't think I could be so nice.
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Wow, that's really forgiving of you, I don't think I could be so nice.
Neither could I.
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Old 12-29-2008, 08:33 PM   #479
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I hope the banana bread I'm making turns out.
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Hallelujah, we have banana bread!
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