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Old 03-16-2009, 06:30 PM   #3201
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LOL, I don't get the hand gesture he was making.
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Old 03-16-2009, 06:34 PM   #3202
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Old 03-16-2009, 06:39 PM   #3203
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Something I've been pondering lately... We're reading a play titled "Poor Super Man" in one of my English classes. It is a play that really is not about Superman, but was written by an Edmontonian and is based in Calgary.
I've never been a comic fan, but it got me thinking about them.
What I've been thinking about is that it would truly suck to be Spider-Man and live someone like rural Alberta/Sask. He is lucky that he lives in NYC where there are plenty of tall buildings. I can only think about how many times it could be fun to web from the barn to the shed & back.

Funny you mention that, Spidey getting trapped in the 'burbs is a rather famous issue. Written by Peter David who went on to write the Hulk for many years.

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Following it across the Bronx, Spidey realizes he needs to head to the suburbs and catches a ride on the Metro-North train all they way to Scarsdale. After quieting his one-dog welcoming committee with some webbing, Spidey leaps over a fence to where no Spider-Man has gone before; suburbia.
Spidey realizes he's a fish out of water when he finds no tall structures to swing from. Trying to make like Tarzan's no good as the first tree he climbs breaks under his weight, citing his attempted citizens arrest by the neighborhood watch. Of course once the frisking turns into a sexual harassment suit via the man's wife, Spidey webs them up and continues on his not-so-merry way. He attempts to hitch a ride on top of a bus, but the driver spots him and demands a fare. Unfortunately, pockets aren't an option on the Spidey suit yet and he finds himself walking through town wishing he had brought along his civvies. In fact, he questions why he's even going to all the trouble for a two-bit thief in the first place when nobody appreciates what he does anyway. Of course, the sour beat hits a high note when two sanitation workers sing Spidey's praises and give him a lift.
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Reading the thread title, I simply assumed that Jpold and Jroc came out of the closet and have a love baby together.
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Old 03-16-2009, 06:47 PM   #3205
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LOL, I don't get the hand gesture he was making.
Indicating that I have money....how do I explain this.....hand gesture for money?

I have no idea.
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Old 03-16-2009, 06:55 PM   #3206
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Oh I see, I didn't understand what you meant by "loaded". I get it now. I thought you meant drunk when you said loaded, hence my confusion.
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Old 03-16-2009, 06:56 PM   #3207
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Yea, I wasn't making much sense as I was raging when I typed that.
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Old 03-16-2009, 07:17 PM   #3208
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I don't tend to brag a lot about my grades but after getting destroyed on 2 consecutive Geography 205 midterms, especially since it is 1st year course and I took it as a GPA booster, I feel it necessary to mention I just go 102% on my Poli 431 midterm. I was thinking B at best. I feel on top of the world.
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Old 03-16-2009, 07:19 PM   #3209
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I just noticed that everyone's favorite Oilers fan has become a franchise player.
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Old 03-16-2009, 07:19 PM   #3210
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I was standing on the train reading the Globe & Mail on my iPhone, trying to kill time on the commute home. As soon as we pull out of the SAIT station, the guy sitting in the seat in front of where I'm standing starts rubbing his thumb and index finger at me. I take out my headphones and say "Sorry?" and he says "Get that f***ing device out of my face!".

APPARENTLY my iPhone was beside his head, and he didn't like that.

As you can see I'm still a little bit pissed at how rude some people can be on the train. Don't rub your thumb and finger together indicating that I'm loaded, you pompus ass.
You should have kneed him in this face and then said, "I bet you wish you'd shut up about the device in the face, beeyotch!"
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Old 03-16-2009, 07:21 PM   #3211
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I just noticed that everyone's favorite Oilers fan has become a franchise player.
She did? Good for her!
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Old 03-16-2009, 09:00 PM   #3212
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I just noticed that everyone's favorite Oilers fan has become a franchise player.
That's great! That's equivalent to what, a third line grinder by Calgary standards?
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Old 03-16-2009, 09:22 PM   #3213
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One? That number is pretty low.

I can think of a dozen right off the top of my head.
Ah, I love all the posters on here right now, even the stupid ones with single digit IQ's. I suspect that's because I'm on my twelth Cape Cod and third bar of the night. But I suspect that in the morning I'm going to hate ALL of you!
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Old 03-16-2009, 09:23 PM   #3214
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I just had dinner...cereal!
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Old 03-16-2009, 09:32 PM   #3215
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I just had dinner...cereal!
That's gold, Jerry! Gold!
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Old 03-16-2009, 09:57 PM   #3216
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I'm really diggin classical right now. Ride of the Valkyries, O Fortuna, Beethoven's 9th, Habanera from Carmen. It makes great paper writing material.
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Old 03-16-2009, 10:22 PM   #3217
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I am posting just to look at my cool new sig....
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Old 03-16-2009, 10:25 PM   #3218
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I am posting just to look at my cool new sig....

I like the old one better
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Old 03-16-2009, 10:27 PM   #3219
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I am posting just to look at my cool new sig....
So where's the cool new sig? I only see a lame new one!
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Old 03-16-2009, 11:01 PM   #3220
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I am posting just to look at my cool new sig....
atr did well yet again
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