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Ford Prefect · 02-21-2009, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by bigtmac19

Woo Hoo - Hockey Day in Canada broadcasting some from Windsor Ontario today.

You're lucky. My sister's okay, but my brother ...

Locke · 02-21-2009, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Ford Prefect

You're lucky. My sister's okay, but my brother ...

How are you having problems with siblings? Arent they old? When you're kids thats one thing, but as adults they should do what you tell them or fear your wrath.

In truth, if they dont fear your wrath then it seems that you're the weak one who failed. Look closely in the mirror friendo.

Ford Prefect · 02-21-2009, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Locke

How are you having problems with siblings? Arent they old? When you're kids thats one thing, but as adults they should do what you tell them or fear your wrath.

In truth, if they dont fear your wrath then it seems that you're the weak one who failed. Look closely in the mirror friendo.

My brother is 13 years older than me, so hanging a pounding on him as a kid wasn't exactly an option.

As an adult, he's a lying, cheating, manipulative, self-centred, egotistical, delusional, lazy, usurping loser. Since I couldn't pound any sense into him when I was 6 and he was 20, my present wrath and disdain don't mean much to him.

Locke · 02-21-2009, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Ford Prefect

My brother is 13 years older than me, so hanging a pounding on him as a kid wasn't exactly an option.

As an adult, he's a lying, cheating, manipulative, self-centred, egotistical, delusional, lazy, usurping loser. Since I couldn't pound any sense into him when I was 6 and he was 20, my present wrath and disdain don't mean much to him.

Fair enough, so have you considered orchestrating his catastrophic failure?

It starts with small pranks that come with a financial kick and ends with him caught in the sack with a transvestite midget on meth.

No one really believes their life can hit rock bottom until they're hacking out sludge.

Ford Prefect · 02-21-2009, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Locke

Fair enough, so have you considered orchestrating his catastrophic failure?

It starts with small pranks that come with a financial kick and ends with him caught in the sack with a transvestite midget on meth.

No one really believes their life can hit rock bottom until they're hacking out sludge.

He's doing most of that by himself, give or take the meth, so I'll just sit back and watch. In some ways it's even better this way ... it's kind of like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

FireFly · 02-21-2009, 11:36 AM

So today I decided that I would have a grapefruit. (Why are they called grapefruit? They're nothing like a grape. They're a bitter orange but with red flesh.) Anyway, since I had one last week in the manner I grew up with, (cutting it in half and putting some sugar on it,) I realized that they are extremely juicy and messy and doing it in that manner means a lot of wasted fruit. So today, I peeled it like an orange.

Let me tell you, in theory, it was a fantastic plan. However, after the second wedge I realized just how gross the little membrane is that holds the flesh together. So then I started peeling that off, too. WAY more messy than just cutting the damn thing in half. However, also way more fun.

And just for Fotze, lol.

missdpuck · 02-21-2009, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Male fantasy number 7

Hot female postal worker delivering mail.

Aha!I could post some stories about overly imaginative postal customers in the confessions thread. But they sound kinda unbelievable . Gee when am I going to learn not to post and deliver mail at the same time? I hope I didn't quote Ford's post accidently again. .

GreenTeaFrapp · 02-21-2009, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by enthused

I've got mad skiillzzz... or something.

And a hangover now.

That's not a hangover. With a REAL hangover you'd be in the bathroom where, between kneeling before the porcelain throne, you'd be questioning why you ever tasted alcohol to being with. You'd certainly be in no position to be posting.

GreenTeaFrapp · 02-21-2009, 11:46 AM

For some reason I am a lot better at Rock Band 2 then Rock Band. I still suck at it though.

Ford Prefect · 02-21-2009, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by missdpuck

Aha!I could post some stories about overly imaginative postal customers in the conferssipn thread. But they sound kinda unbelievable .

By quoting my post in that response, are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting? If so, that's disgusting, especially since I only have one brother.

missdpuck · 02-21-2009, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ford Prefect

By quoting my post in that response, are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting? If so, that's disgusting, especially since I only have one brother.

Haha I have idea how that happened I usually can't even do multiple quotes intentionally. And your brother must be pretty bad.

REDVAN · 02-21-2009, 04:01 PM

Just found out that my grandpa passed away. He was 92.

Eastern Girl · 02-21-2009, 04:03 PM

Sorry to hear that REDVAN. 92, wow. Good long life.

bigtmac19 · 02-21-2009, 04:06 PM

My condolences REDVAN.

wittynickname · 02-21-2009, 04:12 PM

My condolences, REDVAN, as the above have said. It's always tough seeing a grandparent die.

Also, I'm kinda pissed about the fact that I am getting ABSOLUTELY ZERO HDIC coverage because apparently it's on NHL Network, and I don't have that because Comcast Cable makes you order a package with all kinds of college sports stations, NFL Network, Golf TV and other crap just to get it. This is the first day in at least 5 years that I haven't had HDIC coverage, and that makes me kinda sad.

Also I had a ridiculous woman at work today, 74 years old, who went around telling all of my coworkers how sexy they are, and telling my sister and I how great our racks are. What the...?

metallicat · 02-21-2009, 04:13 PM

Sorry to hear the news Redvan, all the best to you and your family.

Ford Prefect · 02-21-2009, 04:23 PM

Condolences Redvan. That's a good old age though ... hopefully it's in the family genes eh?

Phanuthier · 02-21-2009, 04:24 PM

Sorry to hear Redvan

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Arg I'm a little PO'ed. Last week at soccer, this one guy grabbed my shirt and pulled me down while I was on a break away. No biggie. But what really pissed me off was he starts getting in my face saying I went down easy, then kicks the ball at me. I was pretty annoyed, thats usually a yellow card. But this week, he's playing after my game and as I'm leaving, he beaks at me "any big players knock you down?" ... I was so tempted deck him. One of my other teams plays his team next week and I'm seriously contemplating cheap shotting him - maybe step on his foot and push him over, and maybe a elbow to the ribs when battling for the ball. The ######bag is really pissing me off.

GreenTeaFrapp · 02-21-2009, 04:45 PM

I'm looking forward to a week of (light) working from home.

02-21-2009, 05:47 PM

Redvan: My condolances to you and your family.

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