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Old 12-17-2008, 01:35 AM   #161
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are you kidding me?

The only reason i don't watch a whole show when she's on is that i'm usually done by the first commercial break.
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Old 12-17-2008, 08:03 AM   #162
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Based upon this morning....

1. People who block intersections when they know they have no chance in hell in getting through the intersection before the light turns red.
2. People who drive 30 in an 80 zone because there's snow on the road and they don't have winter tires.
3. Rob Faulds
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Old 12-17-2008, 08:09 AM   #163
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Are you kidding me?

The only reason I don't watch a whole show when she's on is that I'm usually done by the first commercial break.
Nevermind.

Differnet strokes for different folks I guess.
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Old 12-17-2008, 08:16 AM   #164
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1. The person who has blarred awful music full blast from 6:30am to 8:00am the last three nights.
2. The accounting exam I have to write at 2:00pm today.
3. Bitches with problems.
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Old 12-17-2008, 08:17 AM   #165
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Beyonce.....but I wanna kick her.....right in the box...

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Old 12-17-2008, 08:51 AM   #166
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Are you kidding me?

The only reason I don't watch a whole show when she's on is that I'm usually done by the first commercial break.
Nevermind.

Differnet strokes for different folks I guess.
If he had different strokes perhaps Flip would make it to the second commercial break.
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add to my list the people who are responsible for the TSX shut-down today...incompetent fools...it's been almost 2 hours!
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Old 12-17-2008, 09:27 AM   #168
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Dion: I want to punch this little waste of sperm right back into the hole he came from (Quebec). Aside from taking a turd on democracy, his BS coalition has put Canada into a premature economic downwards spiral.

Jack Leyton: This is a world class ######bag. Makes ridiculous promises in his elections he knows he will never have to keep because he will never be in a power. Complete waste of time and is irrelevant on the political scale.

J.P. Ricciardi: This moron makes me sick to be a Jays fan. Whines for years about how he doesn't have the money to compete (completely neglecting that teams like Oakland and Minnesota have with less money) and than when he gets the key to the Rogers safe he pisses it away on garbage like Thomas, Ryan, Stairs, Burnette (really only good gor one half of a season and JP was even stupid enough to give him an opt out clause in case he ever did start to deserve the money he was being paid), etc. He's not even a player in this offseason even though he was more than willing to commit another 12 million a year to Burnette. Blue Jays have less pitching and less hitting than they did last year when the finished third in the division!
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Old 12-17-2008, 09:27 AM   #169
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keep your crappy canadian money and mind your own business.
There's no exchange on coins, so a crappy Canadian quarter is the worth the same as a US one.
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Old 12-17-2008, 09:34 AM   #170
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The people at my work that dont know how to park, think because it snowed its angle park day.

All the people that drove 10km/h today on my commute to work

Mother nature
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Old 12-17-2008, 09:38 AM   #171
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The people at my work that dont know how to park, think because it snowed its angle park day.

All the people that drove 10km/h today on my commute to work

Mother nature
But Mother Nature is the only one who can keep Heatmeister and Mr Freeze in line; and thus save Christmas.
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Old 12-17-2008, 09:42 AM   #172
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But Mother Nature is the only one who can keep Heatmeister and Mr Freeze in line; and thus save Christmas.
Fine Mr Freeze then! or Jack Frost or whatever
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Old 12-17-2008, 10:27 AM   #173
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There's no exchange on coins, so a crappy Canadian quarter is the worth the same as a US one.
Up here, yeah. Not so much down there. A lot of places in the States won't even take a Canadian penny.
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Old 12-17-2008, 11:01 AM   #174
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Are you kidding me?

The only reason I don't watch a whole show when she's on is that I'm usually done by the first commercial break.
Call me crazy, but I like my women to be... you know... not men.
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Question: Since Jennifer Hedger is like 98% man anyway, is it ok to punch her?

I don't know what it is about her, but I just can't make it through an entire show with her highlight calls.
a buddy of mine walk in on her getting plowed on two seperate occasions....
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Old 12-17-2008, 11:07 AM   #176
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Wasnt 4x4's claim to fame "punch them in the face"?

This thread does not dictate where said 'punchee' must receive their comeuppance and thus does not violate Mr. 4's intellectual property.

So, I said Sarah Silverman, I'll add 'old people drivers.' They cant drive in the best of conditions, in this weather they are time bombs.
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Old 12-17-2008, 12:01 PM   #177
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Based upon this morning....

1. People who block intersections when they know they have no chance in hell in getting through the intersection before the light turns red.
2. People who drive 30 in an 80 zone because there's snow on the road and they don't have winter tires.
3. Rob Faulds
I'd like to replace Rob Faulds with this loser:
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/ot...789/story.html
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Old 12-17-2008, 12:57 PM   #178
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Is anyone going to the Bettman thing on Friday? This might be my chance to cross #1 off my list. I would hope that I could at least get within shoe throwing distance.
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Old 12-17-2008, 01:11 PM   #179
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If he had different strokes perhaps Flip would make it to the second commercial break.
Just so this doesn't get lost in the shuffle...well done Bobblehead, well done!

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Old 12-17-2008, 01:39 PM   #180
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I'd like to replace Rob Faulds with this loser:
http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/ot...789/story.html
Wow.

One question to anyone in the know.

How do you "digitally penetrate" someone? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Either that or I have been doing it wrong since I was 16 - call me old school analog I guess

Not to make fun of what he is accused of, of course, just trying to clarify the phrase.
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