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Old 12-15-2008, 05:55 PM   #41
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1 Mother Theresa
2 Ghondi
3 Martin Luther King

just to see if they would turn the other cheek
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Old 12-15-2008, 05:56 PM   #42
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I'd use all three punches on Fred Phelps, that guy and people like him are the scum of the human race and should never have been allowed to reproduce.
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Old 12-15-2008, 05:59 PM   #43
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If I ever saw her I'd probably squeeze a boob, maybe both, then run like hell.
I dont know what it is...but i just dont find her to be attractive
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Old 12-15-2008, 06:01 PM   #45
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I'd use all three punches on Fred Phelps, that guy and people like him are the scum of the human race and should never have been allowed to reproduce.
How does winning like 8 gold medals make him scum, and who are the people just like him?
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...and who are the people just like him?
People who don't get sarcasm.
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Old 12-15-2008, 06:03 PM   #47
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How does winning like 8 gold medals make him scum, and who are the people just like him?
That's Michael Phelps you're thinking of, Fred Phelps is the leader of the Westborough Baptist Church, the church that goes around protesting funerals, spreading hate, and generally being oxygen leaches using a resource they don't deserve.
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Old 12-15-2008, 06:04 PM   #48
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1. Who ever decided food and shelter should have inflated prices like luxury goods. (In reality both cost nothing but manpower to produce and are needs not wants which leads to a whole web where $ value is attached to everything)
2. Jack Layton (Very hard to resist, face so punchable)
3.The little gnomes that hide everything you cant find at the last minute then return them to the first spot you look with barely a moment to spare.
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Old 12-15-2008, 06:06 PM   #49
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Well...I just found out that I was thinking of Micheal Phelps....and that him and Fred Phelps are two VERY different people.
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Well...I just found out that I was thinking of Micheal Phelps....and that him and Fred Phelps are two VERY different people.
Perhaps the understatement of the year.

If there is a god I hope he is in drag when Fred shows up. To espouse such hatred in the name of God is just not right.
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Old 12-15-2008, 06:21 PM   #51
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1. Oprah - what stupid self indulgent, self agrandizing piece of crap she is.
2. fox news - thanks for ruining NA for 8 years you pieces of crap
3. Not sure yet. I'm sure someone will come to mind. I don't just want to throw any name out there and then regret it.
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Old 12-15-2008, 06:24 PM   #52
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Whoops. I was thinking of Michael Phelps too.
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Old 12-15-2008, 06:27 PM   #53
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Today, I'd like to put on a big green hat, a green coat, green pants, green boots, a big green scarf and then take Elizabeth May, Fruitfly Suzuki and Goofball Gore out into the minus 30 Calgary night and punch them all right in the face as I say "global warming this a**wipes!!!"

Then I'd kick them all in the junk, or junk-like places, and push them into the Bow, hopefully a hole in the ice.

Bastages.
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Old 12-15-2008, 06:29 PM   #54
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1) Hitler (even if it didn't change history - just kinda gave him a black eye - it'd be a good story)
2) Corey Perry (he almost beat Hitler for #1 on the list)
3) Eklund (e5)
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Old 12-15-2008, 06:50 PM   #55
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these are current and subject to change:

1.) Stephanie Meyer
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3.) David Letterman
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Old 12-15-2008, 07:12 PM   #57
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What? Seriously? I don't even know this poster. Are you Oprah? An Oprah lover?
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Old 12-15-2008, 07:13 PM   #58
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What? Seriously? I don't even know this poster. Are you Oprah? An Oprah lover?
Well, I guess you know who to put for #3 on your list now.
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What? Seriously? I don't even know this poster. Are you Oprah? An Oprah lover?
maybe he could be your #3
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maybe he could be your #3
I guess so. But either he likes Fox News or Oprah because i have honestly never heard of him before. Maybe he just doesn't like my posts.
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