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Old 04-02-2009, 02:22 PM   #301
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Sure I do, it is usually the cleanest part of the course, but you still like to play all 18
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I'm only half trying to be a smartass but I'm pretty sure most of the girls pictured are between 16 and 18, which makes it totally ok.
No, because the captions keep referring to them as being jailbait, and that's what people are calling funny.

That's what I mean by referring to "implicitly underage girls". We have no idea what age those girls really are, but the captions label them as underagers and doing them is supposed to be the joke.
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No, because the captions keep referring to them as being jailbait, and that's what people are calling funny.

That's what I mean by referring to "implicitly underage girls". We have no idea what age those girls really are, but the captions label them as underagers and doing them is supposed to be the joke.
Agreed--though knowing it's likely not true is the alibi that people use for themselves.

Here's the thing from my point of view: even if it was a funny joke the first time (and clearly not everyone thinks so) then it certainly wasn't funny the 101st time. Humor lessons, people. Even good jokes get old. Bad jokes get old faster.
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You can also easily see, using the internet, that the most coveted female sex symbols in the world are mostly aged something like 20-24 (which is actually a less dangerous age to give birth than early puberty), and only rarely under 20, so that old argument about how men are wired to desire really young girls doesn't hold water.
Well, not too many guys out there are going to put a 16 year old on their list but I don't think that really proves anything other than they don't want to suffer the negative social consequences associated with that. If you look at the way society treats starlets like Hanna Montanah or Jamie-Lynn Spears (and Britney before her) or Lyndsey Lohan (when she was younger and not a coke head). None of them are over 18 and they are all marketed as sex objects.

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Underage girls are not appealing because of their physical beauty but because of their perceived weakness. This is easy to see from the numerous pictures where obviously adult women are presented as sexy teenagers. If it was about the physical beauty of youth, those images would be pointless, because anyone can see those women are not really that young.

Men are generally drawn to images where women are presented as weak and vulnerable. It's not a coincidence that the overwhelming majority of tops are men (and the majority of bottoms are women). Youth are weak and vulnerable, and that to many men (and some women) is kind of appealing. However, because the youth are weak and vulnerable, society has seen it best to make it illegal for adults to take advantage of that.
I think you're describing what a true paedophile is after; control of someone more vulnerable. Personally, I just like cute butts, and sometimes those butts are under 18. I don't touch them though, and I certainly don't attack them because they are vulnerable.
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Hey Ford, in the interest of discussion, do you think your daughter will mature much more in the time until she turns 18? Do you think an 18 year old girl could handle a situation that a 17 year old couldn't?

Thinking about my own life, I grew up pretty fast and at 18 was more mature than most of my peers. I don't think I was an "adult" until 20-21 though.

I really think age is relative. I have a younger brother who's a bit of a "player" so I've met tons of 16-19 year old girls, most of them pretty attractive. Some of them were mature enough that you wouldn't question them if you met them in a bar and some of them should still be in grade school.

I don't know what my point is really. Quick, someone post a jailbait picture.

EDIT: Just want to make clear, that I have never actually attempted to taint the innocence of any of the girls, mature or not.
Most of my students are 18 or 19. My assessment of them, for the most part, is that there's a huge range. Some are very mature, adults for all intents and purposes. Others... still children.
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Most of my students are 18 or 19. My assessment of them, for the most part, is that there's a huge range. Some are very mature, adults for all intents and purposes. Others... still children.
And that's the problem with these situations as a whole. Obviously the government needs to choose and age of "adulthood" but some just arent there yet, while others could be considered adults at the age of 16 depending on their maturity level.

Just as a inquisition (no I'm not going around testing this) but what is the law with underage if you are around the same age. For arguments sake, I'm 19, what if I was to date a girl of 16 or 17? is that illegal? I thought there was some rule that its not if you're within 3 years of the younger person in age.
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This thread got lame in a hurry.......
Wasnt someone stopping this hijacking????
Wont someone PLEASE think of the children!?!?!!?!?!
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Hey Ford, in the interest of discussion, do you think your daughter will mature much more in the time until she turns 18? Do you think an 18 year old girl could handle a situation that a 17 year old couldn't?

Thinking about my own life, I grew up pretty fast and at 18 was more mature than most of my peers. I don't think I was an "adult" until 20-21 though.

I really think age is relative. I have a younger brother who's a bit of a "player" so I've met tons of 16-19 year old girls, most of them pretty attractive. Some of them were mature enough that you wouldn't question them if you met them in a bar and some of them should still be in grade school.

I don't know what my point is really. Quick, someone post a jailbait picture.

EDIT: Just want to make clear, that I have never actually attempted to taint the innocence of any of the girls, mature or not.
I see a lot of maturing going on right now, so ya, I think she'll be more mature at 18 than she is at 17. 18 is of course an arbitrary marker for adulthood and there's definitely no assurance someone is an adult at 18. I find adulthood is a byproduct of life experience, usually bad experiences. But ya, age and maturity are very relative. I know too many 40 year olds who aren't as mature as a lot of 16-18 year olds in many ways, but they do at least have some life experience to draw from when making decisions. At least in theory they do.
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No, you're just lying to yourself so you wouldn't have to feel uncomfortable about your fantazies and you just believe anything you read that fits your world view.

It's also human nature to want delicious food. However, I wouldn't steal delicious food, because it's wrong and there are legal ways for me to get it.

I like sex with pretty women. I wouldn't do it with underage girls (now that I'm an old perverted ), because it's wrong, and I can have better sex with someone else.

That's the difference between human and animal, we have developed morals and logic, which have made the development of societies possible, which in turn has enabled all the cool stuff like internet.

You can also easily see, using the internet, that the most coveted female sex symbols in the world are mostly aged something like 20-24 (which is actually a less dangerous age to give birth than early puberty), and only rarely under 20, so that old argument about how men are wired to desire really young girls doesn't hold water.

Underage girls are not appealing because of their physical beauty but because of their perceived weakness. This is easy to see from the numerous pictures where obviously adult women are presented as sexy teenagers. If it was about the physical beauty of youth, those images would be pointless, because anyone can see those women are not really that young.

Men are generally drawn to images where women are presented as weak and vulnerable. It's not a coincidence that the overwhelming majority of tops are men (and the majority of bottoms are women). Youth are weak and vulnerable, and that to many men (and some women) is kind of appealing. However, because the youth are weak and vulnerable, society has seen it best to make it illegal for adults to take advantage of that.

...That was really a way too long answer for what was basically "oh come on, you know you want it".
- Pretty sure you would steal food if you were starving........see what I am saying here? You know it is wrong to steal but your need for food/survival outweighs your respect for the law.

- Pretty sure if there was a nuclear disaster and you were the only survivor, along with a dozen attractive girls aged 15-19, and had to repopulate the planet, suddenly it wouldn't seem so wrong would it?

-I wish I had more time to comment on the rest of your post, because it is just wrong, wrong, wrong to me. Hilary Duff, Miley Cyrus, Ana Kornikova etc. were/are all SMOKIN' hot before they were 20.......

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Haha, I totally forgot about Hillary Duff. She was like 15 or 16 and publicly dating that 25 year old dude from that crappy "punk" band and no one batted a friggin' eyelash.
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HAHA.................this thread is truly epic.....
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Haha, I totally forgot about Hillary Duff. She was like 15 or 16 and publicly dating that 25 year old dude from that crappy "punk" band and no one batted a friggin' eyelash.
Isnt that the truth, its like celebrities have different rules......
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Haha, I totally forgot about Hillary Duff. She was like 15 or 16 and publicly dating that 25 year old dude from that crappy "punk" band and no one batted a friggin' eyelash.
Wasn't that Mike Comrie.....
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Haha, I totally forgot about Hillary Duff. She was like 15 or 16 and publicly dating that 25 year old dude from that crappy "punk" band and no one batted a friggin' eyelash.
They were all waiting for the inevitable sex tape.
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They were all waiting for the inevitable sex tape.
Speaking of, Lindsey Lohan should have one out relatively soon. Really.
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