What's grosser - puke or poop?

[4X4]

I know this thread is old, and I don't know if I've posted already, but now that my daughter is 9 months old, I can definitely, unequivocally, without a doubt, confirm that poop is grosser than puke.
My kid has puked right into my mouth as I held her in the air, and nary a flinch from me. But every morning. Every single morning. Gotta change that diaper. And often her sleeper. And sometimes the sheets. God I love that kid.

[drhu22]

Originally Posted by Blaster86

I... what?


Wait... what?

Thanks for todays best laugh...thats exactly how i felt when i saw this thread!

[endeavor]

This should be in the Food and Entertainment sub-forum.

[Wormius]

I regret entering this thread.

I need to go and meditate, so I can stop thinking about the pros and cons of poop vs. puke.

[troutman]

Birds regurgitate food to their chicks, not poop. So, poop is grosser.

[Stay Golden]

The site of poop and smell is, well i don't know how you explain it its poop, unpleasant, unclean. But the site of puke and smell always makes me heave.

Put to you this way shovelling up dog poop all around in the backyard is not a big deal for me but if the dog puked all over the yard. Just gross

[Lobotroth]

Puking up poop is obviously the grossest.

[Hemi-Cuda]

Originally Posted by Lobotroth

Puking up poop is obviously the grossest.

[MoneyGuy]

Originally Posted by Lobotroth

Puking up poop is obviously the grossest.

Naw, pooping up puke is worse.

I can't believe I have replied to this disgusting thread. Imagine how bad it will be if there is a lockout.

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by MoneyGuy

Naw, pooping up puke is worse.

I can't believe I have replied to this disgusting thread. Imagine how bad it will be if there is a lockout.

Well MoneyGuy,
It would seem that hockey fans like putting up with sh*t.
YYYYEEEAAAAHHHHH!

[Displaced Flames fan]

If it's babies, it's definitely poop. Baby puke is barely in the gross category at all.

[Finny61]

Definitely the poop, nothing like the green apple splatters to make you dry heave.

[Hemi-Cuda]

Originally Posted by fotze

My wife's aunt actually pissed poop. Was wondering why it was so thick. Her plumbing got hokey up inside her.

maybe she just sat backwards on the toilet

[STeeLy]

Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda

was looking for a poop related thread to post this in. guy on Reddit explains the time he worked at a movie theater and had to clean up the woman's washroom after an "incident"

http://www.reddit.com/r/fffffffuuuuu...ssible/c5vlou6

I feel like this story is written in a very close style to Ryan's Steakhouse story

[Danijam]

Puke is grosser.