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Old 01-30-2009, 06:35 PM   #41
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Haven't been to Salem, have you? The place is lousy with witches.

I'm actually not kidding!
Laurie Cabot and her store....FTW
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Old 01-30-2009, 07:21 PM   #42
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I used to live next to an Indian reservation in small town Saskabush when I was younger and there were tons of people who believed that the natives had real supernatural powers. And not crazy people, totally normal every day people. If something like this had happened there I would not have been shocked at all.
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Why would you want to anger and sue someone who is capable of witchcraft?

I mean, seriously.
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Old 01-30-2009, 08:49 PM   #44
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Witches are capable of self-control.

Just because you anger them doesn't mean they'll turn you into a frog.
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:53 PM   #45
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We need to focus on the growing Witch Children problem in Africa:

http://www.channel4.com/news/article...ildren/2780062

Mix Christianity with tribal Africanism = Crazy town.
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Crazy witchcraft you mean.
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:19 PM   #47
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We need to focus on the growing Witch Children problem in Africa:

http://www.channel4.com/news/article...ildren/2780062

Mix Christianity with tribal Africanism = Crazy town.
I have stashed away somewhere from years back the front page of the daily National Newspaper for Namibia.

The headlines were basically detailing a hunt that was going on for 3 witchdoctors that had been roaming the country shrinking penises and in some case making them disappear. Front page headlines!

I also heard a story of 2 other "witchdoctors" that were killed in S. Africa because they were seen at the scene of a school bus crash in which some kids died. Accused of stealing souls.

Africa is one superstitious continent.
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Old 01-30-2009, 11:21 PM   #48
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The headlines were basically detailing a hunt that was going on for 3 witchdoctors that had been roaming the country shrinking penises and in some case making them disappear. Front page headlines!
I'm guessing that was all just a misunderstanding involving a cold swimming pool.
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Perhaps they are Zoroastrian?

Screw you guys talking down Mazda's, I love my 3.
Okay, would someone please explain the Zoroastrian jokes to me?
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I guess all the top soccer teams have their own witch doctors although they do get fined if caught, for "unsporting behaviour".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/foot...ca/6170164.stm
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