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Old 06-18-2009, 04:09 PM   #141
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Wait, does this mean I can't have sex with your g/f either? Or is it just between you two and all others are exempt.

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Old 06-18-2009, 04:18 PM   #142
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Man you lost all credibility when you threw out the "are you 12" remark. Just back away quietly.
So you're saying I was still credible when I called you p*ssywhipped?

I'm just busting your balls dude, good luck with whatever makes consummating your marriage special.
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Old 06-18-2009, 04:29 PM   #143
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I've come across this before too, apparently getting your oxygen supply cut off somehow intensifies orgasms.
People unknowingly do this naturally as well. They kind of hold their breath momentarily right before orgasm because it increases the tension. If you breathe "through" your orgasm, it is a different experience. This is a part of tantra practise.....
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Old 06-18-2009, 04:31 PM   #144
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So you're saying I was still credible when I called you p*ssywhipped?

I'm just busting your balls dude, good luck with whatever makes consummating your marriage special.
ATR... is this guy one of your groomsmen? I can imagine a similar attitude forcing the strippers upon you at your bachelor party.
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Old 06-18-2009, 04:39 PM   #145
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People unknowingly do this naturally as well. They kind of hold their breath momentarily right before orgasm because it increases the tension. If you breathe "through" your orgasm, it is a different experience. This is a part of tantra practise.....
Hmm, interesting. Maybe I'll try that out If that works I'll try out using a belt, ehehehehe. Wait a minute, howd that work out for Michael Hutchinson.
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Old 06-18-2009, 04:50 PM   #146
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No sex for 3 months is a mutual decision?

No strippers are your stag?

Sounds to me like your both decisions favor your fiances best interest, but you aren't whipped...sure.
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Old 06-18-2009, 05:35 PM   #147
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No sex for 3 months is a mutual decision?

No strippers are your stag?

Sounds to me like your both decisions favor your fiances best interest, but you aren't whipped...sure.
How does no sex favour my fiance's best interest? Are you really that terrible of a performer that you think women don't like sex? That's depressing.
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Old 06-18-2009, 05:40 PM   #148
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How does no sex favour my fiance's best interest? Are you really that terrible of a performer that you think women don't like sex? That's depressing.
No but I'm assuming you are, considering it was your fiance that made the request. Mind you she must not be dynamite either, I mean, the decision was mutual right?
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Old 06-18-2009, 05:42 PM   #149
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This week has been pretty dry on CP until now. Oh lord that was a good read.
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Old 06-18-2009, 05:44 PM   #150
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No but I'm assuming you are, considering it was your fiance that made the request. Mind you she must not be dynamite either, I mean, the decision was mutual right?
Seriously man, what's with the hate? I just want to know? Is it because my ideals don't align with yours? This goes beyond little individual comments man, you've seriously followed me into every bloody thread trying to instigate flame wars and it's seriously old.

Get a life man.
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Old 06-18-2009, 05:45 PM   #151
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Hmm I doubt I'll ever get married . If I do, and the guy has a stag party with strippers I'm going to have my own "party". Some guys aren't really interested in strippers anyway . They just don't talk about it because it doesn't make points with the. "boys' club".
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Old 06-18-2009, 05:54 PM   #152
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Seriously man, what's with the hate? I just want to know?
Honestly, I just like getting you fried up, it entertains me. Nothing personal I mean I don't even know who you are. You just remind me of an old poster who I used to do the same thing to until he got banned. But now that the cats out of the bag I'll stop. That last comment was a little offhanded, and rude anyway.
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Honestly, I just like getting you fried up, it entertains me. Nothing personal I mean I don't even know who you are. You just remind me of an old poster who I used to do the same thing to until he got banned. But now that the cats out of the bag I'll stop. That last comment was a little offhanded, and rude anyway.
Ya... fired up is one thing, talking about my fiance is another. Lets just agree to disagree on these things rather than getting personal.
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Honestly, I just like getting you fried up, it entertains me. Nothing personal I mean I don't even know who you are. You just remind me of an old poster who I used to do the same thing to until he got banned. But now that the cats out of the bag I'll stop. That last comment was a little offhanded, and rude anyway.
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Ya... fired up is one thing, talking about my fiance is another. Lets just agree to disagree on these things rather than getting personal.






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You sir have been tricked.

Once your married, you get to abstain for life.
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:31 PM   #156
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This thread is epic, EPIC I tell you!

Oh, and people shouldn't judge. If ATR doesn't want to have sex for 3 months, meh. His idea, his life, his....whatever.
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:36 PM   #157
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This thread amuses me, it's like a big male catfight
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:41 PM   #158
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For what it's worth atr, I applaud the decision. Beyond popular belief on here, it will strengthen your relationship. That's what it should be about. Of course guys on here will blast you for your decision, it's the manly' thing to do. I think it's better though that you and your fiancee want to strengthen your relationship before marriage. It will give you lots of time to focus on each other. You have the rest of your life to have sex together.
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:42 PM   #159
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This thread amuses me, it's like a big male catfight
Not exactly, we're pretty much all saying the same thing.
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:44 PM   #160
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Hey, as long as BJ's, HJ's and ZJ's are still on the table, you're good. Hope that works out.
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