08-25-2010, 01:02 AM
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#261
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Completely forgot about this hilarious thread. Spill the beans ATR.
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08-25-2010, 08:10 AM
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#262
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by Yeah_Baby
Well IF they did manage to hold out till the wedding, I bet he still hasn't had sex in a year. Doesn't sex stop once you get married anyways?
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Well the good stuff anyways.
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08-25-2010, 08:42 AM
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#263
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by FireFly
Really? I'm picky as hell. She'd probably have to be hotter than me.
Also, YOU don't start anything. Your girlfriend will start something if/when she finds a girl that meets her requirements and feels comfortable doing so.  |
Hands down it's a trick. If she gave you that line you're not rich enough, good looking enough, famous enough or smooth enough to pull it off.I bet she gave you conditions "if" it did happen...
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08-25-2010, 08:42 AM
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#264
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Lifetime Suspension
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I wouldn't marry a woman who could go without my throbbing manhood inside her for 3 months. After you been married 15-20 yrs. fine, but not at that point of your relationship.
I say they didn't make it 3 weeks.
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08-25-2010, 08:57 AM
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#265
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pinner
I wouldn't marry a woman who could go without my throbbing manhood inside her for 3 months. After you been married 15-20 yrs. fine, but not at that point of your relationship.
I say they didn't make it 3 weeks.
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You had me at throbbing manhood. 
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08-25-2010, 09:03 AM
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#266
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Icon
You had me at throbbing manhood. |
I could have added " into her moist sheath" LoL but I didn't want to wreck too many keyboards.
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08-25-2010, 09:13 AM
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#267
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by FireFly
If you get better the more you do it, why do some couples who have been together for a long period of time say their sex life is stagnant?
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Nah, some of us are just naturally gifted, while some people need to practice for game day, for others its game on every day.
and people's sex life gets stagnant because they stop trying. They take it for granted rather then it being an event. Its like . . . some people are ok with going to the mall once a month, while other people would rather go to the circus.
I also think that there's some fear especially in long term couples that if they introduce something different, that its going to effect their relationship dynamix. So for example, if I tell her that I want to tie her up, bring in that hot girl from down the hall and attach this car battery to us, she might hate it and question my sanity and ability to be the father of her child.
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Originally Posted by FireFly
Also, I'm not sure they're saying the sex will get better at all. Rather, it'll mean more and be more special. In addition, they're not doing it to improve their sex life, rather their connection.
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People are thinking about this stuff to much, its not so you think you can dance, its mashing bodies together. I also think that people put to much of a connection between sex and relationship building.
I also think people are too worried during sex. "Oh golly gee willikers, did she like it, did I please her, did she errrr arrive?" Screw it, did I like it, did it please me, and I know I arrive the map of the Islands is clearly on the ceiling.
I talk to a lot of my lame-o married friends, and it also seems like the woman tend to drive the sexual agenda in a marriage. They tend to set the who what when where and why . . . ok well not the who, but the rest of it, and their idea of exciting sex is stinking lingerie and candles . . . wooohoo, I tend to think that marriage is the great zombifyer in life, its sucks the fun and creativity out of sex and because we stress sex in a marriage it becomes a duty instead of a pleasure.
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Originally Posted by FireFly
Again, I don't think it's about proving commitment, rather deepening the bond. Which CAN happen in a non-sexual way.
I love playing devil's advocate. (Or in this case would I be playing the opposite role as it seems the devil's advocate would be for sex, no?)
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I do agree, sex ain't about proving commitment since sommitment is opposite of sex and its intent. Doing the dishes, renovating a house, buying her a car that proves commitment. Or thats what she tells me.
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08-25-2010, 09:19 AM
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#268
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Offered up a bag of cans for a custom user title
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Westside
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Ha ha, she is just making sure you can handle 3 months, then it will be 4 months, and so on and so on.
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08-25-2010, 09:24 AM
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#269
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Blah blah blah...
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That's a really long reply to something from a year ago. 
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Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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08-25-2010, 09:28 AM
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#270
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by FireFly
That's a really long reply to something from a year ago. |
He gets paid by the word I'd imagine.
Also day 13
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08-25-2010, 09:29 AM
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#271
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by Pinner
I could have added " into her moist sheath" LoL but I didn't want to wreck too many keyboards.
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mental note: I will never eat scrambled eggs while I surf CP again.
You didn't wreck my keyboard just my breakfast.
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08-25-2010, 09:30 AM
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#272
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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This is insanity. What kind of person would do this?
Also, I'm sure he probably answered all of you if we werent all too lazy to actually read this behemoth of a thread.
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08-25-2010, 09:33 AM
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#273
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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All marriages are same sex marriages. You get married, and every night, it's the same sex.
- Bill Maher
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08-25-2010, 09:33 AM
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#274
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He works hard to not have sex for his money!
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08-25-2010, 09:34 AM
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#275
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Disenfranchised
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never mind, the answer is right below.
Last edited by Antithesis; 08-25-2010 at 09:36 AM.
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08-25-2010, 09:34 AM
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#276
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Missed the bus
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Wow... 
OK I'll weigh in.. We did not end up doing this, and pretty much everyone in this thread who made fun of me was right.
This was a totally horrible idea from the start, and thank the lawd I didnt go through with it.
I'm not going to get into any of the details about our lives except that nothing has slowed down... yet... and I dont really expect it to until after the first baby comes along.
Now, please get back to embarassing the hell out of me and re-opening horrible, horrible shames.
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08-25-2010, 09:35 AM
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#277
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Section 304
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Nm
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08-25-2010, 09:35 AM
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Norm!
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After 3 months I'd probably be effectively blind and in a 24 hour a day rage.
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08-25-2010, 09:35 AM
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#279
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Missed the bus
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Originally Posted by J pold
He works hard to not have sex for his money!
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J pold, honestly, didnt you PM me a long time ago crying about how you didnt want to have an internet enemy anymore and that you would just shut up?
Yeah, I remember that. Now go do it, clown.
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08-25-2010, 09:43 AM
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#280
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alltherage
Wow...
OK I'll weigh in.. We did not end up doing this, and pretty much everyone in this thread who made fun of me was right.
This was a totally horrible idea from the start, and thank the lawd I didnt go through with it.
I'm not going to get into any of the details about our lives except that nothing has slowed down... yet... and I dont really expect it to until after the first baby comes along.
Now, please get back to embarassing the hell out of me and re-opening horrible, horrible shames. |
Sweet God man! If ever there was a sex-slayer that is SURELY it!!!
Theres going to be MORE of them? The world has too many damned kids as it is!
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