Okay, team recap for me, now that the draft is over.
SebC's Scorers.
Black/African: Beyonce Knowles
In the spirit of multiculturalism, I picked someone who's actually black in this category. She's talented too, and has a Grammy to prove it. Also holds the distinction of being the first non-model, non-athlete to grace the cover of
SI's Swimsuit Edition!
Canadian: Elisha Cuthbert
Curvy Canadian is best known for playing Jack Bauer's hot daughter, a porn star, and around these parts, for dating Dion Phaneuf!
Award Winner: Sarah Michelle Gellar
Who didn't have a crush on Buffy? But she's at her hottest as a brunette
talking dirty in Cruel Intentions. Yay for Primetime Emmys and former soap actrese
Primetime: Kristen Bell
Picked before the category was expanded but I still like here but I would've picked her anyways, as she's a personal favorite. Kristen might just top Kari Byron in the "God's gift to nerds" category with roles in Veronica Mars, Heroes, and Assassin's Creed. But to top that off, she's played a Star Wars fanatic in the upcoming Fanboys. Oh, and she's hot!
Over 40: Diane Lane
Another talented lady, Diane has been nominated for an Academy Award,
two Golden Globes, a Screen Actors Guild Award and an Emmy. She's got some solid bloodlines too... her Mom was Playboy's Miss October 1957!
Train Wreck: Tara Connor
Miss USA 2006 who partied too much, she went to rehab after drug and alcohol abuse, sneaking men into her apartment, and kissing Miss Teen USA in public. Of course, all girls in this category have a certain degree of naughtiness to them, but not all them have a pagent crown to go with it.
Althlete/Barely Legal: Bia and Branca
Hot blonde Brazillian twins. Need I say more? The one time we'd have wanted to see a judging scandal (to get these to synchronized swimmers to Beijing) it didn't happen. For shame!
Music: Willa Ford
Released a single called "I Wanna Be Bad", posed for Playboy, and married a hockey player. Real name is Amanda Williford. Get it?
European: Denise Milani
Denise is a Czech-born model now living in LA. A busty brunette to balance out my team, which consists mainly of skinny blondes.
Commonwealth: Imogen Bailey
Hottie from Down Under, where she got voted Hottest Australian Model in a poll taken by a men's magazine... she's one of those models who has expanded her career by releasing music, reality TV, posing in Playboy, and acting in Neighbours (which is an institution there).
Reality: Elita Lofblad
From Swedish Big Brother 2005. You can find pictures of her wearing a t-shirt that says "F[ata] me, I'm famous." Does that constitute consent?
Below the 49th: Daniella Sarahyba
Another one where hotness runs in the family, Daniella's mom was a supermodel. So it only makes sense that she is too, most famous for her for
Sports Illustrated. And if you hated the Taco Bell chihuahua, it'll please you to know that dog was replaced by her, at least for a little while. And while she won't pour you a beer like
this girl or
these girls, she will pose for your camera
here.
Asian: Matsushima Hatsune
Despite Bruce's best attempts to draft every single
hottie from the most populous continent with 16 choices, I was able to find this cutie and draft her as one of sleeper picks. She's a model and an actress, and one the Miss Magazine 2004 contest, whatever that is. I'll assume it's very prestigious and it means she's super hot.
Wildcard #1: Eva Wyrwal
Had a heck of a time finding pictures of her (that I could post here), but I've had some better success now, so here's one more. Eva is a Polish model who's now living in England.
Wildcard #2: Sofie Lindholm
Don't know much about her, except that she's the hottest woman so I could find to finish the draft on a high note. Someone asked what she does, and this is the best I could come up with:
Advisor to the secretary general at The Riksdag? SebC's new career goal: secretary general at the Riksdag.
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