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Old 06-11-2007, 12:28 PM   #21
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Now if you will excuse me; it's back to door knocking and ass shaking.
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Old 06-11-2007, 12:32 PM   #22
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hahaha, oh man, it just keeps getting better.
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Old 06-11-2007, 12:36 PM   #23
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I am going to move just so I can vote for her!!!!
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Old 06-11-2007, 12:50 PM   #24
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Well this is certainly uncomfortable. I definately am voting for her/you now. If you can come here and not be offended by something silly like that than that says enough for me.
Is she in our riding?
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Old 06-11-2007, 12:52 PM   #25
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I actually chose to go back to this name. I was married once and the literal translation of my name then was "Tiny Virgin"....
Now I tell people I would rather be a great ass than a tiny virgin....

Cheers,
Jane
You were married to Rob Anders?
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Old 06-11-2007, 01:01 PM   #26
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This thread is legendary!

I cant stop laughing about it. Probably the most ammusing thread I have ever seen - better than the Snot Boy story, IMO.

It is SO classic that Fotze started this thread, made a typical Fotze comment (not that there is anything wrong with that), and was busted by the real person. Totally awesome.
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Old 06-11-2007, 01:01 PM   #27
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Check the forum in Jane's sig, looks legit from here.

Great first impression for CP!
She even started a thread on it in that forum...

http://www.projectalberta.com/board/...pic.php?t=4721

I am still skeptical, it all happened pretty quick, but either way it's hilarious.
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Old 06-11-2007, 01:05 PM   #28
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Now if you will excuse me; it's back to door knocking and ass shaking.


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And I was sitting here thinking people were going to change the part of the phrase dealing with back doors.

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Old 06-11-2007, 01:08 PM   #29
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Hey guys, thanks for the link to my site.

I think you are the first to have picked up on, or at least spoke out about my name. The preferred translation is "Great Ass".

I actually chose to go back to this name. I was married once and the literal translation of my name then was "Tiny Virgin"....
Now I tell people I would rather be a great ass than a tiny virgin....

Cheers,
Jane
I was thinking.... When you make a comment such as this, aren't you afraid the media, or maybe an opposing candidate/campaign will take a partial quote and run with it?

I could see someone saying, "Regarding family values, Jane feels that she 'would rather be a great ass than a tiny virgin'". Doesn't something like that concern you?

Now, I appreciatte the down-to-earthness you portrayed here. I feel there is often too much political correctness in all of our society - people cant even voice an opinion anymore without being destroyed at so many levels.
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Old 06-11-2007, 01:12 PM   #30
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I am so utterly lost…who is this person…?
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Old 06-11-2007, 01:45 PM   #31
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Jpold - Running as an Alberta MLA for the Alliance party - Calgary Elbow riding I believe.
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Old 06-11-2007, 02:11 PM   #32
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She even started a thread on it in that forum...

http://www.projectalberta.com/board/...pic.php?t=4721

I am still skeptical, it all happened pretty quick, but either way it's hilarious.
Yeah, this is gettting well into legendary status. We should try to run a Jihad to get her in....although it would take a jihad of jihadual proportions to pull off.
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Old 06-11-2007, 02:11 PM   #33
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Thank you for the clarification…it’s just a shame I know absolutely about politics or else I might get a bigger laugh out of all this
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I'm laughing my ass off at work here. Random thread of the year.
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Wow, what an interesting (and funny) thread...
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Brilliant! Thread of the year.
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Old 06-11-2007, 05:36 PM   #37
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Now makes me wish I was home over the weekend when Jane dropped by for some assImean hand shaking.

Although I did think it was a nice touch for her to handwrite a note on the brochure card she left in the mail box, aplogizing for missing me.

Unlike the Green Party guy who's brochure was on dirty and on the ground when I got home..ironic somewhat. The independant guy sent along one of those brochures which was one of those populist type written type things...1 step away from standing out on the street corner downtown at lunch with a big poster telling anyone who will listen his misguided theories.

The Liberal candidate came around first day of the campaign three weeks ago. Dog wouln't stop barking (pretty much says it all).

Brian Henniger came to the door when the wife was home a couple weeks back....and he was nice enough to take 10 minutes to just chit chat with her.

Being blocks away from Ralph Klein's home means they're all out in force.
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Old 06-11-2007, 05:40 PM   #38
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I was thinking.... When you make a comment such as this, aren't you afraid the media, or maybe an opposing candidate/campaign will take a partial quote and run with it?

I could see someone saying, "Regarding family values, Jane feels that she 'would rather be a great ass than a tiny virgin'". Doesn't something like that concern you?
One cannot go through life being afraid to speak their mind. Yes, there will be some who do not see the humour in the above statement, especially if they do not know me.
If I were that timid; I should not be asking the nearly 30,000 people of Calgary - Elbow to support me and to be their voice in the Legislature.

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Now, I appreciatte the down-to-earthness you portrayed here. I feel there is often too much political correctness in all of our society - people cant even voice an opinion anymore without being destroyed at so many levels.
I am running for a young party (only formed 5 yrs ago), on a low budget and I am considered an underdog. Getting media coverage, good, bad or otherwise has been darn near impossible.

Yet I am the only candidate who has been willing to speak out and go against the grain.

I spoke out for businesses that sell tobacco products.
See my comments here: http://www.projectalberta.com/board/...pic.php?t=4625

At the public forum I was the only candidate who said we should not be raising oil and gas royalities, that would ultimately drive the industry out of the province.
Other comments on the forum: http://www.projectalberta.com/board/...pic.php?t=4688

I was the only candidate who said we should look at innovative ideas when it comes to healthcare. While all the other candidates simply used the classic cliches that the Friends of Medicare wanted to hear; like more money, more beds, more nursing jobs, etc.
My comments are here: http://www.projectalberta.com/board/...pic.php?t=4689


I have never posted anything I would not be willing to publicly state.
Am I perfect; not by a long shot.
Do I make mistakes; absolutely. And I am equally willing to acknowledge mistakes.
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Old 06-11-2007, 06:22 PM   #39
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Now makes me wish I was home over the weekend when Jane dropped by for some assImean hand shaking.

Although I did think it was a nice touch for her to handwrite a note on the brochure card she left in the mail box, aplogizing for missing me.
I wrote a lot of those.... we will be at a local watering hole tomorrow if you would like to meet me.
Send me a PM or email and I will let give you location.

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The independant guy sent along one of those brochures which was one of those populist type written type things...1 step away from standing out on the street corner downtown at lunch with a big poster telling anyone who will listen his misguided theories.
You mean this guy: http://tinyurl.com/343kg4
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I think fotze just blushed for the first time in his life! This is too funny!
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