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Originally Posted by KTrain
Honest question, what would have been a satisfying ending for you?
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IMO it went off the rails when
Dexter killed Logan so I'd basically just keep everything else in that episode as is up til then.
So if I were to have a crack at it?
Logan will come bring
Dexter water, but order
Dexter to the back of his cell first instead (like you are supposed to do). He asks what Dex revealed to Angela the same way. Dex will reveal truthfully his previous identity as
Dexter Morgan, that he had been using his experience assisting in Angela's previous investigation on Iris, and that he just found Angela's "missing girls" on her wall and where to go, and that's why she rushed out the door cursing.
Logan will, predictably, immediately demand to know where.
Dexter says, you'll find out in a few moments anyway once she gets there and sees for herself, and it's better you hear it from Angela than me. I don't want to be the one to say it. Sorry.
Angela will immediately radio in panicked and crying. Logan answers this time. Angela will do her line as she did normally in the episode. Logan has a different, intense look in his eye when she mentions the words "Caldwell property" while he looks at Dex.
Logan will ask her what to do about Dexter/Jim. She goes - just leave him there in the holding cell and get your ass out here, we can come back in the morning and worry about it then, I have to deal with this first, #### him for now, every unsolved girl off my wall is here. This is what I originally signed up to be a cop for in the first place.
Angela will then call Teddy to report the bodies at the Caldwell cabin as well, that Kurt most likely skipped the F outta town. She tells him that Logan's on his way now for backup so get back to the station to get on the horn, letting the statewide and national authorities know there is a killer on the loose.
Teddy will have the same reaction as he did in the episode, then hightail it back to the station. Arrives back to the station in a huge sweaty fuss.
Dexter calls out to him and asks what's going on. Teddy says that Kurt's a killer and on the loose.
Dexter will feign panic, telling Teddy truthfully that Kurt was unusually close to Harrison, even grooming him a little, and that he needs to go see his son right now because clearly they have the wrong man in the cell and he might be after Harrison next.
Teddy will blanch and go, oh ####! Buddy, I do wanna let you out but Angela did say to leave you here til morning, and she's the boss-man so... Look, right after I make a bunch of phone calls I'm going to go sub out for Logan so he can go check on Harrison. That okay?
Dexter will say alright fine thanks after his excuse is a wash, realizing he has to face Batista anyway.
Cut to a shot of Logan & Angela in the bunker comforting each other... she's just shown him Molly's embalmed corpse at the end of the trophy hall.
Dex will have a moment where the audience is faked out by a scene of him luring Teddy in the same way and then murdering the #### out of him, playing out the same way as Logan's in the real episode.
Then reveal that it was just a fantasy (like the Harrison killing the bullies sequence), with the
classic house theme playing, and that
Dexter still in his cell sullenly watching Teddy in slow motion doing frantic hand-talking as he's calling the authorities with a dry-ass voiceover to match
Teddy comes back to the cell, says OK just called Logan, I'm headed out there to Angela and he's going to come back here and check up on Harrison on the way. I'm sure we'll get you out of here soon, but orders are orders man. Hang on tight, sorry.
Conversation with Deb while he waits. She's trying to convince him to turn himself in as the BHB to protect Harrison.
Logan brings Harrison back to the station to show Dex that he's safe and sound. Lets Dex out of his cuffs momentarily so they can embrace in private. Harrison asks wtf is going on again and Dex will then reveal that the evidence points strongly to Kurt, but Angela still suspects he's the Bay Harbor Butcher.
Neither of them say it but after eye contact, Harrison immediately realizes that his father has to indeed be the one and only BHB. He can't say it since they're in front of Logan, so he says Yeah I know about the background very well, listened to Molly's Merry ####ing Kill episode. Batman-level ####.
Logan asks
Dexter how he found out about the murder cabin. Harrison interjects, says he had creepy vibes about Kurt also and wanted to help Dex's 'private investigation' so he offered the drone up as he's a skilled pilot. Logan calms down, says well at least he can fly one better than Teddy.
Logan offers to give Harrison a ride back to Audrey's -
Dexter says no.... go get him a room from Tess instead - her mom and my now ex-gf just arrested me off a random note and an obvious evidence-plant and likely put my son in a dangerous position in the sights of a killer that visited her place Christmas morning, and she also put me in a jail cell where I can't protect him, so she can #### off. I can bitch at her in the morning when she comes back to my cell.
Predictably, not much argument from Logan is offered. Goes off and drives Harrison back to the inn.
Timeskip to morning. The authorities have started to arrive at the kill cabin. Angela recieves a call on her cellphone - it's Batista saying hello, who arrived by bus and is having breakfast at the inn, asking where he can find Dextuh.
Angela says he should be still in his holding cell at the police station - I can't come pick you up now, really sorry, I just found the bodies of all those missing girls we talked about at the conference just a few hours ago and one of the old rich white dudes in town probably murdered them all.
Batista says ohhhhh holy ####!! Ok take your time I'll head down there to see Dex myself.
Harrison comes down for breakfast and sees Batista drop his wallet. He picks it up like a good samaritan, excuse me sir you dropped this. Batista says well thank you kid, everyone in this town seems so charming. You from around here? Harrison says no, just got into town recently, been looking for his estranged dad but they've reconciled over the holidays.
This tickles that great big heart of Batista, who smiles and says well great to meet you son, I'm Angel Batista. Just here for some police work for a little bit. What's your name?
Harrison goes nice to meet you Mr Batista, my name is Harrison.
Batista goes, well great to meet you Hawwison. Gotta get going now.
As soon as he turns away he finally clues in (cmon its Batista) on Harrison's identity with the [DEXTUHHHH????] face, but Harrison's already disappeared lol
Cut to the police station for a slo mo scene (with the
classic Blood theme) of Logan showing Batista where
Dexter's cell is. Archive footage of Doakes doing the "i'm watching you Morgan" fingers here.
Dexter stands up for a poker face face-off with Angel like in the Trinity scene. Deb is behind him as he stands, but disappears in the face off shot.
"Hola, Dex-tuh Morgan." End credits. Announce S02 Monday morning instead of that stupid-ass blu ray nonsense.