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Old 08-21-2008, 04:02 PM   #81
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How about naming her "Ales Hemsky." You know, cause Hemsky's a ......


I think you know where I'm going with that.
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Old 08-21-2008, 04:07 PM   #82
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Tom

It looks like the cat from the Tom And Jerry cartoons.
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Old 08-21-2008, 04:11 PM   #83
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I'm preferential to assigning arbitrary ranks to my pet names.

My cat is known as Commander Fluffy. Commander for short. He glares at you if you call him fluffy. Most of the time we refer to him as Commander Poohead or catbeast since he's a royal dick of a cat (all the best ones are).

Some suggestions:
- Lieutenant Littertracker
- Captain Crotchlicker
- Admiral Asshat

Cat's deserve degrading names. As cute and fluffy as they are, they are the direct spawn of satan and exist solely to torture their owners. Just wait till your cat figures out they can get you out of bed if they sit on your face after taking the worlds smelliest dump in the litterbox.
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Old 08-21-2008, 04:18 PM   #84
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Fotze Fartface.

(I got nothing)
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Old 08-21-2008, 04:24 PM   #85
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It sounds like you've had a theme with your cat's names. Here are some suggestions to continue the trend:

Kat DMC
KatRock (Beatie Boys reference, not a Kid Rock reference)
Kat the Funkee Felosapien
Kat Master K
Kitty Elliot
Kay-Z
Katinem
Sister Katli
Katmosphere
A Kat Called Kwest
Kat Lip
?atlove
Nice.

Too bad P. Kitty was taken. I would also suggest 50-Kat (Fifty for short), Ludikat, and Katsta Rhymes
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Old 08-21-2008, 04:37 PM   #86
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Puff Katty...
I love this one
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Old 08-21-2008, 04:41 PM   #87
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Old 08-21-2008, 05:00 PM   #88
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Bohica!
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Old 08-21-2008, 05:01 PM   #89
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Adekunle would be a cool one, too.
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Old 08-21-2008, 05:03 PM   #90
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Old 08-21-2008, 06:47 PM   #91
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Thanks for all the help CPers!

I have decided to go with Shadow, it suits her because all she does is follow my big guy around and it looks like his "Shadow".

Thanks Dion! Its purrrrfect (ya I just went there!)
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Old 08-21-2008, 06:54 PM   #92
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Bohica!
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Old 08-21-2008, 07:27 PM   #93
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you had metallicat on the table and you went with shadow? In my eyes your kitty will always be metallicat.
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Old 08-21-2008, 07:45 PM   #94
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Old 08-21-2008, 08:26 PM   #95
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Thanks for all the help CPers!

I have decided to go with Shadow, it suits her because all she does is follow my big guy around and it looks like his "Shadow".
Shadow is a cool name, naming the kitten after one of it's traits. I once had a cat named shadow, slept all day, only went out at night, hence the name and only came in or out of our house through our windows.
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Old 08-21-2008, 08:31 PM   #96
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My friends had a cat and called it "fur-burger", but it sounds like you picked a name already.
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Old 08-21-2008, 08:35 PM   #97
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Fotze Fartface.

(I got nothing)
I read all 4 and half pages excited that perhaps I would be the one to name it the cat Fotze, but alas I wasted my time.

I'm partial to Star Trek references, when I was given the responsibility of naming the family cat back in the day I named it Kira. Still think it makes a good cat name.
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Old 08-21-2008, 09:38 PM   #98
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How about Cooking Fat?

Then you can go around the house saying "Where's that Cooking Fat?"
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How about Cooking Fat?

Then you can go around the house saying "Where's that Cooking Fat?"

My dad came over and said I should name it "Stains" so everytime I call it I say "Come Stains, come stains"
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