07-24-2008, 02:21 PM
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#41
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Buff
I don't know the exact name, but a friend of mine worked for a couple whose last name begins with the letter H. They named their daughter something like Hannah Hayley, mostly at the insistence of the husband. It took the wife a couple months until she saw her husband watching wrestling that she realized that her daughter's initials were HHH, the same as the popular pro-wrestler.
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At least they didn't spell it Hannaw Heylee.
When it comes to naming your child, there's nothing worse than taking a common name and spelling it "uniquely". It doesn't make you look unique, it makes you look illiterate.
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07-24-2008, 02:27 PM
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#42
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Portland, OR
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I often wonder if parents think about how these names will sound when they are adults. I would find it hard to take an accountant named "Champagne" seriously, or "Lexus" for that matter.
Not to derail, but does anyone else think a person's name can have an effect on who they become? I have never met a "Levi" that did not get in trouble with the law at some point in their lives. Also, I have never met a slim girl named "Charity".
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07-24-2008, 02:45 PM
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#43
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Montana Moe
I often wonder if parents think about how these names will sound when they are adults. I would find it hard to take an accountant named "Champagne" seriously, or "Lexus" for that matter.
Not to derail, but does anyone else think a person's name can have an effect on who they become? I have never met a "Levi" that did not get in trouble with the law at some point in their lives. Also, I have never met a slim girl named "Charity".
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Thats funny because I also know Levi currently in jail..
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07-24-2008, 03:47 PM
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#44
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ironhorse
If you had one kid named Hunter, you could call the second one Killer. 
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I actually met a guy, an older guy in his 60s, and his name is "Murder". I don't know if it is actually spelled like that, but that is how it was procounced.
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07-24-2008, 03:50 PM
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#45
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Calgary
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I went to school with a Tanyaporn (last name Wansom--I'm not kidding) and worked with a Tuwati ("uw" pronounced like "w"). These two fine ladies were from other countries, but I always felt bad for them.
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07-24-2008, 03:56 PM
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#46
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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I talked to the wife of a guy named Oral Head once. Not kidding at all. He was born in 1969.
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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07-24-2008, 03:57 PM
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#47
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Voted for Kodos
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For your enjoyment, when you've got the time, you can read the exhaustive list of boy's and girls names given to children born in Alberta in 2007, and how many times each of those names was used.
http://www.servicealberta.gov.ab.ca/.../2007_Boys.pdf
http://www.servicealberta.gov.ab.ca/...2007_Girls.pdf
You can find all the wierd, illiterate names in there.
Seriously, Alicsander? Alex-Zander?
Do we really need 16 different spellings of Abigail? Or 13 differenct spellings of Cadence?
Last edited by You Need a Thneed; 07-24-2008 at 04:05 PM.
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07-24-2008, 04:01 PM
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#48
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Chiefs Kingdom, Yankees Universe, C of Red.
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A lot of the outragous names I see posted on here are becoming common place. When I go to my daughters school the lockers have stickers on them with many of the names posted in this thread. Just a sign of the times I guess. The one that blew me away the other day was my daughter talking about "Justice". I asked if Justice was a boy or a girl? She said a boy. I had to laugh.
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07-24-2008, 04:03 PM
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#49
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Calgary
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I run a kids camp - lots of crazy names : Rhydarr, Skylarr, Avianna, Mekayla, tons of Jayden's and Emmett's
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07-24-2008, 04:07 PM
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#50
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by You Need a Thneed
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Wow. I'm still in the A's....
107 Aidan
139 Aiden
1 Aideyn
1 Aidin
3 Aidyn
Ok, people. That's enough with the Aidens already - no matter how you spell it.
edit: 238 Logans?
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Last edited by FlamesAddiction; 07-24-2008 at 04:10 PM.
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07-24-2008, 04:08 PM
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#51
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
'I know of at least one good poster on CP named brayden, so lets lay off that one example.
I wish my name was Sausage.
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Yes I know that guy too and he's not 2 years old so we can let that pass. hehe.
I went to school with a girl named Windchill.
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07-24-2008, 04:09 PM
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#52
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by You Need a Thneed
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You gotta be kidding me. Aleckzis? Were the parents illiterate?
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07-24-2008, 04:14 PM
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#53
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Wasn't there a prospect named Sniper McBlaze?
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07-24-2008, 04:20 PM
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#54
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hack&Lube
Wasn't there a prospect named Sniper McBlaze?
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That's almost as cool as Max Power.
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07-24-2008, 04:20 PM
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#55
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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I know a girl named Velvet Rose... Yeah.
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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07-24-2008, 04:22 PM
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#56
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FireFly
I know a girl named Velvet Rose... Yeah.
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Do they want her on the pole?
That is the only reason I could see for naming your girl something like that.
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07-24-2008, 04:23 PM
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#57
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Portland, OR
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I went to school with a Pappilong Hastady. A bit too close to Hopalong Cassidy to not be intentional, IMO
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07-24-2008, 04:24 PM
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#58
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Creston
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My friend named his two sons Briggs Baker and Gunner Colt. I actually like the names. It works for them.
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07-24-2008, 04:26 PM
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#59
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by burn_baby_burn
The one that blew me away the other day was my daughter talking about "Justice". I asked if Justice was a boy or a girl? She said a boy. I had to laugh.
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Did you ask if he was blind?
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Originally Posted by The Yen Man
That's almost as cool as Max Power.
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"I got it from a blow dryer."
Quote:
Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction
Do they want her on the pole?
That is the only reason I could see for naming your girl something like that.
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I went to my nephew's high school grad a couple of years ago and there was one girl in his class who had such a perfect stripper name, I had to bite my lip to keep from bursting out laughing. I wish I could remember what her name was (from what I remember, I thought she probably could have made some good money as a stripper -- then I remembered she was born in 1988, and I felt like a dirty old man).
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Last edited by getbak; 07-24-2008 at 04:30 PM.
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07-24-2008, 04:29 PM
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#60
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
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A kid called Mike Hunt that I went to school with probably wishes his parents gave a little more thought to naming him. I bet he'd love to be called Aleckzis....cause, well, uh.... nah, Mike Hunt is still preferable.
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