Revenge is a dish....

[troutman]

Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler

BTW, OT but since everyone is here... I was gone on vacation - is the draft still on the 3rd?

Yes, thread got bumped to page one today.

[kermitology]

Find a sticker that says "I (heart) C*CK"

Nail his girlfriend.

Send him a letter informing him that something has been done in retaliation for the egging.

Knock on his door, slap him. Turn around and walk away.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by troutman

Remember your other problem neighbor?

How about blasting the Grease soundtrack at 3:00 am outside the Egger's bedroom window?

Aha the Noriega strategy.

Works better if its Kanye West though.

Or Gwar

[transplant99]

Wrap some frozen fish (trout seem to work well) in newspapers and place under his deck. (even better if you can get them under his car seat or in his trunk)

The stench of rotting fish is one that permeates that which it affects and takes a very strong and lengthy cleaning to eliminate.

[CaptainCrunch]

Eat taco bell for 10 days in a row while jamming a massive cork in your but. Drink lots of tequilla as well.

Sneak over to house house, when you get there, drop your pants turn around and bend over. Ring his doorbell.

When he answers it yell "Surprise C##k Knocker" pull out the cork and push as hard as you can while making lawn sprinkler noises with your mouth.

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by Dion

If his vehicle is parked outside let the air out of all his tires

I would not recommend that. Vehicle tampering is a crime and one that tends to be frowned upon by the police.

Thrown poop bombs at all of his windows. The recipe is one cup of poop, 1/3 of a cup of water in a ziplock bag. Shake well and allow to ferment in sealed bag in the sun. Wait a couple days until the bags start expanding. It's up to you whether or not you use your poop or that of a dog.

[Locke]

There is only one thing that you can do to punish someone of this degree of incontestable stupidity:

Pour Syrup on his car and house in -20.

If you keep it warm in your house and then pour it al over his stuff in the cold it'll freeze into uncleanable slime.

As they say, Revenge is a dish best served COLD!

[Rerun]

Call the cops and have him charged with vandalism.
Having to go to court, get a lawyer, get fined, will cause him way more consternation,trouble, and embarrasement than anything else you could do to him.

Anything else will cause a private little war between you to. This way, he will only hate your guts.

[Pastiche]

Revenge needs to see their bet and raise:

With that in mind, sully a bunch of condoms and sprinkle them around his lawn, in his mailbox, on his windshield. Use shampoo in the condom to get that extra gross effect.

[ClubFlames]

Originally Posted by Aeneas

Do I...

egg his house
collect up my dog's excrement and lob it into his yard
knock on his door and try to provoke him
discuss it with him
do nothing

Staying with the suggestions you have, Mix the eggs with the dog's excrement, knock on his door and discuss with him in a provoking voice about what you're going to do and why you're doing this and then lob the stuff into his face.

So, besides "do nothing" your suggestions are good but just mix and match.

[ken0042]

Find his phone number, and place ads on Kijji, craiglist, etc advertizing farm fresh eggs for sale- $1 per dozen. Let him flood all of the calls asking if he has eggs.

Put in the add "please call before 8am or after 10pm please as I work shift work."

[Boblobla]

Originally Posted by ken0042

Find his phone number, and place ads on Kijji, craiglist, etc advertizing farm fresh eggs for sale- $1 per dozen. Let him flood all of the calls asking if he has eggs.

Put in the add "please call before 8am or after 10pm please as I work shift work."

Win, then you are anonymous.

[Berger_4_]

Originally Posted by Locke

There is only one thing that you can do to punish someone of this degree of incontestable stupidity:

Pour Syrup on his car and house in -20.

I did that to a buddy in retaliation for tp'ing my house. Filled his interior with packing peanuts and then covered the outside in syrup. Needless to say, he wasn't impressed when he saw his truck at noon during school. Also needless to say, I wasn't in anyone's good books for quite some time after that.

[Nage Waza]

In the dead of night, cut the metal end off his garden hose then stick the hose in the drier vent as far as it will go. Gently turn hose on then quietly go back home to sleep. If there is a basement screen open, put a hose there as well. Make sure to leave a note about egging houses and perhaps they should think twice about egging a cops house again. This lie will always help.
You can also order cabs to his house in the middle of the night, make sure to leave the name 'Mr Eggs'.

[troutman]

I like when you want to R's house, and removed all the labels off his canned food.

Hmmm, what are we having for dinner tonight?

[Barnes]

Originally Posted by troutman

I like when you want to R's house, and removed all the labels off his canned food.

Hmmm, what are we having for dinner tonight?

That's classic.

I went to a party one time and some people snuck into the basement suite an turned everything upside down.

[jammies]

1. Procure one cast-iron griddle, one dozen eggs.
2. Buy or borrow a boom-box.
3. Obtain copy of Mr. Bungle's eponymous debut album - which includes the song "Egg".
3. Drag your BBQ over in front of his place, but on the sidewalk, not his property.
4. Bring a baseball bat and an axe, lean them casually against the BBQ for maximum psycho effect.
5. Start frying scrambled eggs.
6. Turn on boombox to the aforementioned "Egg" song - loud.
7. When buddy comes out, do not speak. Do not answer his questions. Grin and nod your head to the beat.
8. Once cooked, mutely offer him a plate of delicious eggs. When he refuses, slowly eat the whole plate yourself, with lip-smacking sounds of enjoyment.
9. Pack up, go home.

[Gozer]

Assume it was an honest misunderstanding.

[4X4]

Hard boil some eggs and break his windows with them.

[Raekwon]

Can I please get the address of everyone here? Just wanted to make a list of places and people to avoid when I decide to egg houses or cut through your backyards. Some of these revenge tactics are insane!