Revenge is a dish....

[Clever_Iggy]

You definitely need to take action. I would eliminate the bottom three options and take it to the next level.

I think you definitely need to use eggs, so the guy gets the message that this wasn't random but rather was a retaliation. But add something that has a long lasting smell or affect. Perhaps a gasoline burn design on his lawn.

[4X4]

Knock on his door and egg him when he opens it.

[Komskies]

If you are going to egg him in retaliation, use an Ostrich egg for greater effect.

[pope04]

Originally Posted by Clever_Iggy

You definitely need to take action. I would eliminate the bottom three options and take it to the next level.

I think you definitely need to use eggs, so the guy gets the message that this wasn't random but rather was a retaliation. But add something that has a long lasting smell or affect. Perhaps a gasoline burn design on his lawn.

1) Take eggs out of fridge and put holes in them using a fine needle.
2) Wait one month.
3) Egg the crap out of his house using rotten eggs!

[mykalberta]

Originally Posted by Komskies

Didn't he say they were 35?

They live 8 houses away and they egged someone's house - they obviously arent the brightest eggs in the basket.

They likely have the collective IQ of a 12yo - hence Kanye Adolescents.

[Rhettzky]

I really want the beer and fries but hold the peanuts.

1) Leave a carton of eggs on his doorstep with a note affixed that reads something like... "Hey, you seemed to have misplaced these in my backyard. ~Your neighbour."

2) Wait until a very cold night and pour buckets of water on his back deck and let it freeze over night. Then first thing in the morning gather up your four neighbours and egg the crap our of the back of his house. Stand and wait for him to come running out. Optional: Egg him after he cracks his head open from slipping on the ice.

3) Burn his house to the ground. Optional: Egg him when he comes running out.

4) Shoot and shovel. Optional: Egg mourners at his funeral procession.

[4X4]

This is a terrible time to be out of thankses.

[mykalberta]

I still think calling the Police is the correct course of action.

Be an adult about it, dont drop down to their dis respectful brattish level.

If you are going to respond, dont go halfa$$ - make sure they get the message. Also I would start calling bylaw on them for random things - make their life hell.

[Dion]

Originally Posted by pope04

Wait 'til it's minus 30 and steal his extension cord.

And when the guy starts asking around if anyone has seen his extenstion cord, tell him some guy named Jolinar took them.

[BBQorMILDEW]

I would probably smash his windsheild or kick one of his mirrors off..

But i'm a prick...

[Dion]

Wait till it's -35 and pour water all over his doors so they freeze up and he can't get out.

[Bobblehead]

Get a few eggs from each of your neighbours, then as a group go over and let him know that he left these behind at your places. Perhaps then drop them on his front step.

[ResAlien]

Originally Posted by Aeneas

Upon the prompting of a couple CPers with whom I shared beers after the game last night, I am posting this story looking for suggestions.

Late Saturday night..

Yo, Aeneas, I'm happy for you. I'm gonna let you finish, but Charles Bronson got the best revenge ever!

[4X4]

Tape a note to his door that says:

Dear D-Bag

If you egg our houses again, we're going to hog tie you and bring you to the police station.

Sincerely,

Your Neighbours

[CaptainCrunch]

Plant about a half dozen of the eggs of this beauty under his house in a nice warm spot



or I could suggest this when he comes out to bbq



or buy the worlds jerkiest cat



Or for the best revenge, when he's asleep at night, raise this at his house when he's sleeping



Then sneak into his house and put a white power T-Shirt on him. When he comes out to confront the inevitable mob in front of his house the next morning, well my friend vengence is yours.

[Raekwon]

Stolen from an internet video but . . . . Fill a huge garbage can with rancid water filled with crap, actual dog crap. Lean the can on his front door and ring the door bell so as he opens the door it spills into his house. Revenge complete

Edit: Don't forget to run away after you ring the door bell

[troutman]

Remember your other problem neighbor?

How about blasting the Grease soundtrack at 3:00 am outside the Egger's bedroom window?

[chid]

I like the post-game pub idea. Don't let Aeneas organize though otherwise I won't hear about it..

I'm liking these ideas, hog-tying someone and taking them to the police station might be quite satisfying

[VladtheImpaler]

BTW, OT but since everyone is here... I was gone on vacation - is the draft still on the 3rd?

[rockstar]

Kill him.