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Old 03-09-2009, 03:09 PM   #201
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Percy questions how anyone could possibly not love him...
Sam wonders the same...
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who knows how much poo is hidden in there! Bandit is quite an annoyance to society, BAN HIM
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This thread has brought a smile to my face after seeing the pictures posted, starting with Cowperson's image of his dog howling with nobody around. Awesome. Dogs are the greatest.
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Santa Mox thinks your idea is terrible and will not be giving you anything for christmas.
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Of course they don't work. Dogs can't read!
But . . . . . they can drive!!!



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My brothers 2 dogs - Benny and Jack - give a 4 paws down to this idea.
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But . . . . . they can drive!!!

Now that's bear dangerous!
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Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
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Look at the ferocity of Buddy and Dexter. I think it's quite obvious they need to be dealt with as soon as possible.



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Santa Mox thinks your idea is terrible and will not be giving you anything for christmas.
she's sucha goooda girrrl
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i gotta say, this thread has kept me laughing for ROUGHly an hour now. LOVE IT! but hate the idea. except the annoying yappy dog that lives down the hall from me. ban that dog. but then again if i'm gonna ban a stupid yappy dog, i may as well ban children in restaurants where the bill will easily crest $100 for 2 ppl.
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Old 03-09-2009, 10:34 PM   #212
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My dog is rolling over in her grave (or box of ashes) because of this thread...




Mostly I just wanted to post a picture of her because I miss her!
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Old 03-09-2009, 10:40 PM   #213
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I was going to start a new thread but I think my rant fits in here:


Let's get a couple things out of the way right out of the gate.
  • yes, I'm completely stupid
  • no, I'm not smoking weed right now, okay I am.
Okay, this is why I don't like babies:
  1. They are loud. I can hear them cry at night and I can hear them cry in the morning. If I walked outside and cried randomly on a daily basis, the cops and my therapist would be all over me. Why do babies get away with it?
  2. They are dangerous - not dog dangerous - but dangerous enough as outlined by the gang violence in Vancouver. Yes of course your baby won't join a gang, but some will. In fact there is a gang shooting every day of the year with an aggressive, what use to be a baby, in Canada last year.
  3. Crap. People simply shouldn't let their babies crap in public, it is absolutely disgusting. Kudos to you if you teach you baby, but enough don't that is an obvious problem. Diapers are just not enough, teach them what a toilet is.
  4. Breastfedding. I've never seen any baby owner, no matter how responsible, not try and breastfeed in public. If I whipped out my man breasts in the middle of a park where children were playing, people would freak. Let's put the public nudity aspect of that example aside, people would be disgusted that I was whipping out my breasts where kids were playing. It's outrageous, frankly.
  5. They're dirty and they smell bad.
You know, I understand people love their baby and that's great. And I can also see that it would be unfair to take a baby out of somebody's home - both to the baby and to the owner.

A more realistic solution to this pest problem we have would be a city-funded initiative to spay and neuter every human in the city, ban the sale/possession of any new babies, and just wait for the current generation of babies to pass away. Within say 75 years the problem would be solved.

I would be curious to know if anyone else would be interested in this plan. Perhaps we could start a petition or do something to get the ball rolling on this. Obviously it will be a tough thing to achieve, but I think if we are compassionate to the current baby owners, this may have legs. It will certainly get support from some people, I'm just not sure how many at this point.
OMG i had to read this over 3 times to make sure i got it all, i was laughing so hard....freakin BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anyone see SNL last night?
http://thetravisty.com/Saturday_Nigh...Dog_Lawyer.htm
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Old 05-17-2009, 04:53 PM   #216
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^ It's DESS! lol!
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Old 05-17-2009, 05:30 PM   #217
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Loki questions your logic.
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Old 05-17-2009, 08:04 PM   #218
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Why 15 years? If you are that serious about it, start now. Take out a line of credit, re-mortgage yer house etc, fire up the campaign. Maybe if you run as alderman with this being your major agenda, you might just make it!
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Old 05-17-2009, 09:23 PM   #219
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[/list]They don't. Or, more accurately, we don't if we let them bark too long.
Hahaha its as if dogs make decisions for themselves. Only in Dess' world!
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Old 05-17-2009, 09:26 PM   #220
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What a gorgeous dog!
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