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Old 02-15-2013, 03:45 PM   #21
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if removing the most sensitive part of the woman's body is cruel then removing the most sensitive part on a mans body is cruel.
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:45 PM   #22
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If removing the most sensitive part of the woman's body is cruel then removing the most sensitive part on a mans body is cruel.
Uhhh no, there's a reason you peel that nasty stuff back anyway buddy. It's useless.
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:49 PM   #23
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I really hate opening these threads. Gives me an uncomfortable feeling at the tip of my junk.
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:49 PM   #24
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That took a study? No s*** exposing skin for a lifetime makes it less sensitive.

Also breaking: Male circumcision tied to more blowjobs.
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Uhhh no, there's a reason you peel that nasty stuff back anyway buddy. It's useless.
Too funny! Can we get a doctor in the house?
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Old 02-15-2013, 03:51 PM   #26
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I'm cut and don't give a #### about the reduced pleasure. I'm not even gonna argue that it's cleaner. All I know is i've got a beautiful, aesteticaly pleasing dick and the ladies love that.
Ummm - no. No penis is aesthetically pleasing. Women tell you that because they know you will like hearing it. Useful, yes. Asthetically pleasing, no.
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:02 PM   #27
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Uhhh no, there's a reason you peel that nasty stuff back anyway buddy. It's useless.
lol - I know you need to say these thing to make yourself feel better but the male foreskin has 20 000 nerve endings.

If you think you need the foreskin removed to get a hummer it's not your penis that has the issue.
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:03 PM   #28
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Ummm - no. No penis is aesthetically pleasing.
That's not what Pete Townshend said about Mick's unit.
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:09 PM   #29
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When the meteorite Armageddon goes down toques will be the only thing saving the cheese industry. THEN who will be laughing!
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:13 PM   #30
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http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/smegma

You sure won't. " the secretion of a sebaceous gland; specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin or around the clitoris and labia minora"
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:26 PM   #31
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In my experience, toques finish faster than helmets.

Helmets are nicer to look at, but toques are more fun to play with.
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I make it all about the women anyways.
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Guys, I'm just kidding around. I know your penises are really sensitive, but I didn't realize your feelings were too. Just breaking balls here...butting heads and trying to get under your (fore)skin.
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I already spend too much time thinking about and pursuing sex. If it were any more pleasurable, I can't imagine how I'd ever get anything else done.
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Old 02-15-2013, 04:56 PM   #35
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Guys, I'm just kidding around. I know your penises are really sensitive, but I didn't realize your feelings were too. Just breaking balls here...butting heads and trying to get under your (fore)skin.
You could have just said "I'm trolling"

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Old 02-15-2013, 05:42 PM   #36
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Im pretty sure Peter North doesn't really give a ####.
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Old 02-15-2013, 05:42 PM   #37
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LOL, anteaters are always the ones that are all butthurt when any circumcision debate is brought up. Personally I think it is a needless practice. But.... ask any woman that isn't involved with you sexually, what they prefer to get in 'close contact' with, and 90% of them will ewwwwwwwww at the wind sock.

Chicks prefer the helmet. "It isn't as juicy." is what one girlfriend said to me... which made me laugh....then gag till I puked.
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Old 02-15-2013, 05:48 PM   #38
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If removing the most sensitive part of the woman's body is cruel then removing the most sensitive part on a mans body is cruel.
The equivalent of female circumcision in males would be cutting off the entire tip. It's a barbaric and disgusting practice. Whereas male circumcision is far less barbaric for most children (although there are horror stories when things go wrong) but still probably wrong.
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Maybe I'm just a clean freak in that area but if girls are recoiling at hooded dudes because of the gunk - maybe they need to stop hanging out at the Mustard Seed??

I mean seriously - who doesn't wash their junk?
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LOL, anteaters are always the ones that are all butthurt when any circumcision debate is brought up. Personally I think it is a needless practice. But.... ask any woman that isn't involved with you sexually, what they prefer to get in 'close contact' with, and 90% of them will ewwwwwwwww at the wind sock.

Chicks prefer the helmet. "It isn't as juicy." is what one girlfriend said to me... which made me laugh....then gag till I puked.
Meh... It feels better when it looks like they aren't enjoying themselves anyway. The more degrading the better.
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