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Old 12-14-2010, 03:00 PM   #1
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Default Breaking news! Johansson a Free Agent!

Whats the point of even getting married?

Hollywood couple Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have split after two years of marriage.
The stars wed in a low-key ceremony in Reynolds' native Canada in September 2008, but their relationship has now come to an end.


http://jam.canoe.ca/Movies/2010/12/1...enn-story.html

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And how the frack do you walk away from Scarlett Johansson.

Beyond being incredibly gorgeous, the chick is just a dirty dirty girl.
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Maybe she had a problem with him crossing over into the DCU being a Marvel girl herself.

Although she was in The Spirit so that doesn't quite explain it.
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I have a feeling most Hollywood pairings are marketing schemes thought up by their respective PR reps. I mean, do these people no know any "normal" people. How many celebritys are married to a high school sweet heart? Or someone whose job doesn't involve them having an agent of some sort?
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Beyond being incredibly gorgeous, the chick is just a dirty dirty girl.
Why am I not aware of this?
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Read some of her interviews, she has some nasty views on sex.
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Why am I not aware of this?
my sex tape with her will be "leaked/stolen" shortly you will understand then
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I have a feeling most Hollywood pairings are marketing schemes thought up by their respective PR reps. I mean, do these people no know any "normal" people. How many celebritys are married to a high school sweet heart? Or someone whose job doesn't involve them having an agent of some sort?


This is also known as the I'll prove I'm totally not gay strategy.
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I'm waiting for Shakira to dump the Argentinian PM's son.
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Excellent. Phase 1 of my plan has already completed itself. Things are going better than I expected.
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ahh I feel so much better...
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And we know she's into Canadians! Get your A game ready boys!
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^^ How can someone who looks like that be on waivers? I have to change the TITle.
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^^ How can someone who looks like that be on waivers? I have to change the TITle.
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Just last September, the actor told America's GQ magazine his wife was "the best part" of his life.
I'm guessing she put him on waivers.
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There is no doubt she is hot, but she also seems like kind of a b!tch.

Give me less hot for less b!tchyness any day of the week for a longer term thing. Short term who cares
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Read some of her interviews, she has some nasty views on sex.
Explain or provide links damn it!
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