I like Halloween for a lot of reasons; girls in revealing clothes, dressing up like an idiot, girls in revealing clothes, candy, girls in revealing clothes, etc. However, like every holiday, there are a few things I can't stand about Halloween, chiefly this:
Seriously, I hate:
(1) the d*mn kids that can't be bothered to get a real costume so they just put on a torn pair of jeans and say they are a hobo.
(2) The 16 year olds trying to pass themselves off as kids to get candy
(3) The kids that put on costume A, go through the neighborhood, go home, put on a 2nd costume and go through again.
(4) Pumpkin smashing
(5) Hearing the stories (and I inevitably do) of a 16 year old stealing the bag of candy from a 13 year old.
When I was a kid I used to hate that my dad needed to "test the candy for razor blades". He'd skip the candy apples and go right for the potato chips. How would one get a razor blade into a chip?
Seriously, I hate:
(1) the d*mn kids that can't be bothered to get a real costume so they just put on a torn pair of jeans and say they are a hobo.
(2) The 16 year olds trying to pass themselves off as kids to get candy
(3) The kids that put on costume A, go through the neighborhood, go home, put on a 2nd costume and go through again.
(4) Pumpkin smashing (5) Hearing the stories (and I inevitably do) of a 16 year old stealing the bag of candy from a 13 year old.
When I was a kid I used to hate that my dad needed to "test the candy for razor blades". He'd skip the candy apples and go right for the potato chips. How would one get a razor blade into a chip?
11 year old me hated that Halloween so damn much. Punks took all my candy - it was mega upsetting at the time. I wasn't even a small kid, but having like eight 15 year olds rush at you and steal all your candy is damn upsetting.
.....I also love 18-24 year old females wearing revealing costume - but my love of that is usually outweighed by my hate for 18 year old (male) d-bags dressing in whatever trendy and generic costume of the year is and acting like mega x2 bags.
I hate the part when I am handing out candy and I notice that I accidentally gave the kid at the door a Coffee Crisp or Kit Kat instead of shoving it into my pocket for later.
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I hate the part when I am handing out candy and I notice that I accidentally gave the kid at the door a Coffee Crisp or Kit Kat instead of shoving it into my pocket for later.
Things You Hate About Halloween
