Maple leafs joke

[henry07]

i heard this one and had to share it with you guys!

a man met a fairy who would grant him only 1 wish. " I want to live forever!" he said. "Im not allowed to grant wishes like that"said the fairy. "Fine" he replied, " I want to die after the toronto maple leafs win the stanley cup!"
" you crafty little turd" said the fairy.

[puckluck]

It works better with the Canucks. That poor would never die.

[3thirty]

haha both would keep you around for a while.

[Puppet Guy]

why can't you get a drink in Toronto?

...there's been no cups there since 1967

[Fozzie_DeBear]

What do whales and the Leafs have in common?

They are both confused when surrounded by ice.

[Dion]

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

• New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
• Canadians plant gardens.

40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)

• Californians shiver uncontrollably.
• Canadians Sunbathe.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

• Italian Cars won't start
• Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)

• Distilled water freezes
• Canadian water get thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)

• New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
• Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)

• Hollywood disintegrates.
• Canadians rent some videos.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

• Mt. St. Helens freezes.
• Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)

• Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
• Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

• Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
• Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)

• Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
• Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

• Hell freezes over.
• The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

[WilsonFourTwo]

http://mapleleafs.nhl.com/club/roster.htm

It made me laugh.....