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Old 10-08-2010, 07:27 AM   #1
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So some Duke grad documented her sexual exploits with multiple males, made a power point presentation as a "mock" thesis, then e-mailed it to some friends. Of course, you know what happened then.

Now it's all over the internet and yadda, yadda, yadda, she's crying, and the media is trying to turn this into another internet invasion of privacy (couldn't her friends have passed this out to random strangers the same way if she had have snail mailed them a business report on the matter? And isn't the real invasion of privacy her documenting the young men's "performances," along with photos, and then sending this to her friends?).

Smart girl, this one.

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Old 10-08-2010, 07:34 AM   #2
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Thats, like, so last week.


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Dang! Well, that only had about 4 replies, so it doesn't really count as a fata . . . right?
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Dang! Well, that only had about 4 replies, so it doesn't really count as a fata . . . right?
Not to mention that it's in a strange forum... though I suppose competitive fataing is kind of a sport...
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So some Duke grad documented her sexual exploits with multiple males, made a power point presentation as a "mock" thesis, then e-mailed it to some friends. Of course, you know what happened then.

Now it's all over the internet and yadda, yadda, yadda, she's crying, and the media is trying to turn this into another internet invasion of privacy (couldn't her friends have passed this out to random strangers the same way if she had have snail mailed them a business report on the matter? And isn't the real invasion of privacy her documenting the young men's "performances," along with photos, and then sending this to her friends?).

Smart girl, this one.

http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/...ist-10-07-2010
Who does she think she is? A guy?

The whole thing is pretty clever and well done . . . . . except for the fatefully stupid decision to share it with one or more people via an electronic medium. After that, the outcome was inevitable . . . . great works of art must be shared.

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The best part is, she thinks she was picking the guys up, but in reality they were passing her around. LoL

She's a groupie

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Old 10-08-2010, 08:35 AM   #7
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The best part is, she thinks she was picking the guys up, but in reality they were passing her around. LoL

She's a groupie

Black dress


I see the Girl in the white dress has a sexy set of Taylor Hall lips
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She sucks at making presentations. The amount of words to white space ratio is way off.
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That girl will get humped and chucked all her life.....classy gal.
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She's not a slut, its just research.......................................... .........
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She's not a slut, its just research.......................................... .........
Or, you know, she's just the same as every single male college student in the country

I don't really get this double standard, especially if you're a college kid. Don't you want more of these types of women around? Girls who actually deliver what your pathetic borderline ######ed 19 year old brain is almost solely fixated upon? I'd say that not calling girls like this 'sluts' would probably go along way to more guys actually getting laid as opposed to furiously jerking it in frat house bathrooms.

Although that could lead to frat boys procreating, so on second thought let's go with calling her a slut.
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Its not like a girl dressing like that is going to be facing a huge uphill climb in terms of seducing a thousand fratboys.

Unless she was fat.
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The best part is, she thinks she was picking the guys up, but in reality they were passing her around. LoL

She's a groupie

Black dress

duck face #uck face
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The auteur is really a testament to the fact that we'll fata anything as long as it's easy...
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The auteur is really a testament to the fact that we'll fata anything as long as it's easy...
Well duh
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I don't understand how that is any kind of thesis. She gets drunk, sleeps with a guy and then documents whether she enjoyed it or not? What exactly is the point of that?
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I don't understand how that is any kind of thesis. She gets drunk, sleeps with a guy and then documents whether she enjoyed it or not? What exactly is the point of that?
Higher Education friendo. Just remember, the degree on her wall is worth the same (if not more) than the one on peter12's.

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Lol! She sewers subject 6 so bad with this little nugget of gold...

him- "mmmm tell me how much you like big black c**ks!"

her-"but i've never even hooked up with a black man"

him-"oh... well just pretend like you have"

her- "ummm okay... i like big, black... c**ks"

him- "God that's so fn sexy!"
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The auteur is really a testament to the fact that we'll fata anything as long as it's easy...
Good observation. You must be a law talking guy!
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