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Old 09-27-2010, 02:04 PM   #1
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...nes-cliff.html

The multimillionaire owner of the Segway company died yesterday when he drove his Segway off a cliff.
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Old 09-27-2010, 02:11 PM   #2
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That's bizarre.
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Old 09-27-2010, 02:12 PM   #3
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haha I saw this on a buddies FB page and laughed! Poor guy.
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Old 09-27-2010, 02:13 PM   #4
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No need to to point out the obvious irony of the story, but its too bad, according to the article he sounded like a very generous guy.
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It's like rain on your wedding day.
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We used to have an "Irony Thread" at Calgarypuck . . . . . I miss it.

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Old 09-27-2010, 02:39 PM   #7
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Thats glorious. What a dedicated company man. I assume this was deliberate?
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Old 09-27-2010, 03:02 PM   #9
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As tragic as someone losing their life is, I can't help but laugh at the irony.
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Old 09-27-2010, 03:06 PM   #10
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I hope he was wearing his helmet.
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Old 09-27-2010, 03:16 PM   #11
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I burst out laughing when I read the title and found out he drove off a cliff. I know I'm bad, too bad for the guy.
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Old 09-27-2010, 03:16 PM   #12
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I don't know, is this the best example of irony?

Wouldn't it be ironic if he was run over by a segway while he was walking by the river.

This seems like more of a bummer then anything else.
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Old 09-27-2010, 03:17 PM   #13
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This title is screaming for a 'yo dawg yo' meme......




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I don't know, is this the best example of irony?

Wouldn't it be ironic if he was run over by a segway while he was walking by the river.

This seems like more of a bummer then anything else.

Exactly. Its just like the Alanis Moresette song quoted above. Nothing in her song was ironic, it was just plain old bad luck.


It would be ironic if the guy died after touting the Segway's were the safest mode of transport or something.
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Old 09-27-2010, 04:18 PM   #14
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This title is screaming for a 'yo dawg yo' meme......







Exactly. Its just like the Alanis Moresette song quoted above. Nothing in her song was ironic, it was just plain old bad luck.


It would be ironic if the guy died after touting the Segway's were the safest mode of transport or something.
One of the original claims made about segways was "you can't fall off one".
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Old 09-27-2010, 04:24 PM   #15
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One of the original claims made about segways was "you can't fall off one".
This is still true. You just can't fall off a cliff on a segway.
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One of the original claims made about segways was "you can't fall off one".
But he didnt fall off it.. he fell off the cliff, while still on the segway
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How is that ironic?
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'Jimi was chairman of Hesco Bastion Ltd, the world leading manufacturer of protective barriers, and owner of Segway Inc.
Now that's ironic.
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As tragic as someone losing their life is, I can't help but laugh at the irony.
as the owner of Segway, he had easier access to ride them and thus had higher odds of dying on one than most of the population. not ironic
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I hope this doesn't send their stock plunging.
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