Stole this off of another forum. Take something about CP (the personalities here, frequent thread topics, or a major current thread) and spin it into a Haiku poem. For those that don't remember, a Haiku is 5 syllables in the 1st line, 7 in the next and 5 in the 3rd.
Wiki on Haiku Link
Newbie reports news
Shawnski brings out the fata.
Never seen again
Cow reads Brooks
We all think Larr is stupid
Al Strachan also
Lanny insults Bush
Sammie and HOZ go ape
Then go vote Liberal
Calf starts useless thread.
Server goes mad with hits
Post count inflated
Jordon at odds
Peddle insults him right back
Kevan bans all
EDIT - yeah, my syllables are always subject to interpretation