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Old 08-19-2010, 12:32 PM   #1
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Police raiding a marijuana farm in western Canada were astonished to find black bears apparently guarding it.
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Old 08-19-2010, 12:35 PM   #2
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Frankly, it's genius. Most people would poo their pants and run away.
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However initial alarm wore off when officers realised the 10 or so bears did not behave aggressively and were in fact docile and tame.
More like stoned out of their minds...
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I hope they don't have to euthanize them.
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Bear 1: Boo-boo, here come-a da Park Rangers! Quick, hide da pic-a-nic baskets and act natural!

Bear 2: ...

Bear 3: Dude... since when could you talk?!

Bear 2: That is... so... AWESOME!!!!!
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Rumour is they will as they've been acclimatized to humans now.
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If thats the case they should put them in a zoo or something.
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I'm thinking reality show!
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If thats the case they should put them in a zoo or something.
Yeah that what I was going to say. Why on earth would you consider putting them down when you could sell/donate them to a zoo somewhere in the world?
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Or you could put them on the defensive line of the Cinncy Bengals!
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Old 08-19-2010, 01:25 PM   #11
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I'm thinking reality show!
Just use one thats already around:

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Or you could put them on the defensive line of the Cinncy Bengals!
You mean the Chicago Bears?
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You mean the Chicago Bears?
Normally yes, but these Bears enjoy the ganja so they would fit much better on the roster of the Bengals.
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Can't they just put them in a zoo or the circus? We could have another summit series with the Russians.
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