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Old 07-17-2010, 08:11 PM   #1
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Default THE Funniest commercial of all time.

So moved back to Iceland, and was reminded of this one I saw many years ago, I'm assuming it didn't reach North America so enjoy and YOU R Welcome.

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Bravo!! I'm now even more amped for my Iceland trip. Will that joke go over well or is it the equivalent of making a "there will be no sausage party here tonight" joke?
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Old 07-17-2010, 08:19 PM   #3
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I've seen that one before. This one, on the same page, is also very funny (but turn down your speakers):

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Bravo!! I'm now even more amped for my Iceland trip. Will that joke go over well or is it the equivalent of making a "there will be no sausage party here tonight" joke?
Trust me, most people here will know that joke
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Trust me, most people here will know that joke
Sweet, I'll be the guy spouting it in every bar in Reykjavik over labor day weekend.
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Old 07-17-2010, 08:35 PM   #6
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An actual transcript with an incident in 1995 off the east coast:

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This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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^^^found the source of said incident

http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp
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shh don't ruin it.
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Both of these are probably NSFW. But if they're safe for youtube, they're safe for CP.



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Doesn't end on a horse. Not funny.
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Here's one for you guys. NSFW

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Best commercial ever, hands down
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