07-08-2010, 06:28 AM
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Carrie Underwood will become the new Princess Leia this weekend
Carrie Underwood and Senators forward Mike Fisher to wed this weekend, according to TSN.
http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=326923
Wonder if she has a golden bikini to wear for the honeymoon?
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07-08-2010, 06:35 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HeartsOfFire
Carrie Underwood and Senators forward Mike Fisher to wed this weekend, according to TSN.
http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=326923
Wonder if she has a golden bikini to wear for the honeymoon? |
Is this mean Fisher will change his name to Mike Fisher-Underwood?
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07-08-2010, 07:21 AM
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Was Mike Fisher once married to a woman named Princess Leia?
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07-08-2010, 09:26 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by starseed
Was Mike Fisher once married to a woman named Princess Leia?
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Her new name would be Carrie Fisher.
Carrie Fisher played Princess Leia.
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07-08-2010, 09:29 AM
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Opened this thread to see Carrie-Underwood-in-a-gold-bikini pics, discovered it was an admittedly clever joke about a name change due to her getting married, left disappointed.
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07-08-2010, 09:31 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OzSome
Is this mean Fisher will change his name to Mike Fisher-Underwood?
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Underwood Fisher. Fishing not good under wood.
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07-08-2010, 09:35 AM
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Hawt
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07-08-2010, 09:37 AM
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Anyone who got this joke is a virgin, plain and simple.
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07-08-2010, 09:43 AM
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Sarcasm, Green?
I wrote the joke, and I've had more partners than I've got fingers. 
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07-08-2010, 09:45 AM
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HeartsOfFire
I wrote the joke, and I've had more partners than I've got fingers.
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That's what she said?
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07-08-2010, 09:45 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HeartsOfFire
Sarcasm, Green?
I wrote the joke, and I've had more partners than I've got fingers. |
thats unfortunate, wood shop accident lost you your fingers?
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07-08-2010, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by HeartsOfFire
Sarcasm, Green?
I wrote the joke, and I've had more partners than I've got fingers. |
You mean like five on your left hand and five on your right hand, so the left doesn't get jealous?
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07-08-2010, 09:56 AM
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GOAT!
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Wait a minute... Knowing that Carrie Fisher played Princess Leia means you've never had sex? What a weird world some of you people live in.
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07-08-2010, 10:01 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Swarly
thats unfortunate, wood shop accident lost you your fingers?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by old-fart
You mean like five on your left hand and five on your right hand, so the left doesn't get jealous?
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Hahahaha fata you both.
Dammit, the guy explaining my joke is getting more thanks than I am. Here I thought at the very least people would get it right off, have a good chuckle, and put up thanks.
Thanks guys. :P
I guess I'm a comparably bigger nerd than I give the average person credit for.
Last edited by HeartsOfFire; 07-08-2010 at 10:36 AM.
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07-08-2010, 10:01 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FanIn80
Wait a minute... Knowing that Carrie Fisher played Princess Leia means you've never had sex? What a weird world some of you people live in.
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What's weird is that it's coming from a guy whose username is GreenLantern, has a Green Lantern avatar, has mentioned that he is an avid comic book fan, and whose location is "Space Sector 2814."
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07-08-2010, 10:01 AM
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Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenLantern
Anyone who got this joke is a virgin, plain and simple.
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Says the guy with a Green Lantern avatar. 
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07-08-2010, 10:28 AM
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Fair to assume the Groomsmen will be Stormtroopers and the Bridesmaids will be Jabba's dancing slaves? Plus Justice of the Peace, Obi Wan Kenobi?
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07-08-2010, 10:37 AM
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No, I think the groomsmen will be team members, but the bridesmaid's might be Twi'leks.
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07-08-2010, 11:02 AM
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I went to Star Wars In Concert, and I didn't get the reference. And I have a kid, and a 2nd on the way, so I'm not a virgin... I must be a paradox.
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07-08-2010, 11:09 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Prototype
I went to Star Wars In Concert, and I didn't get the reference. And I have a kid, and a 2nd on the way, so I'm not a virgin... I must be a paradox.
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