06-23-2010, 10:39 PM
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Norm!
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See you suckers on the flipside
I've decided to take my first lengthy vacation in years. And I'm heading out to Toronto for the next week and a half.
Of course I get that its stupid that I'm flying into Toronto on the same day as the delegates arrive, and the day after an earthquake, in a city thats going to be shaken by protests and riots.
But family business calls.
I'll make sure I get some juicy protest pictures for the board when I return.
Unfortunately my sister doesn't believe in cable T.V. or having the internet in her home (Freak show) so the only way that I'm going to miss the draft and the same home opener.
I'm sure that its going to be tough to break the CalgaryPuck addiction. But the reason why you won't see my charming posts isn't because I'm sick of the lot of you, or that I was killed during a cocaine fueled hooker murder suicide, but because I'm going to be staying on a farm with my sister's family in the 1890's.
So so long suckers, I'm sure to come back insane, bearded and slightly agitated. Or in chains after I bean some anarchist in the head with brick.
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06-23-2010, 10:41 PM
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aka Spike
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: The Darkest Corners of My Mind
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Finally, we got rid of him
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06-23-2010, 10:45 PM
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#3
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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You can use your cellphone if you're really jonesing.
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06-23-2010, 10:48 PM
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NOT a cool kid
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I've decided to take my first lengthy vacation in years. And I'm heading out to Toronto for the next week and a half.
Of course I get that its stupid that I'm flying into Toronto on the same day as the delegates arrive, and the day after an earthquake, in a city thats going to be shaken by protests and riots.
But family business calls.
I'll make sure I get some juicy protest pictures for the board when I return.
Unfortunately my sister doesn't believe in cable T.V. or having the internet in her home (Freak show) so the only way that I'm going to miss the draft and the same home opener.
I'm sure that its going to be tough to break the CalgaryPuck addiction. But the reason why you won't see my charming posts isn't because I'm sick of the lot of you, or that I was killed during a cocaine fueled hooker murder suicide, but because I'm going to be staying on a farm with my sister's family in the 1890's.
So so long suckers, I'm sure to come back insane, bearded and slightly agitated. Or in chains after I bean some anarchist in the head with brick.
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So let me get this straight...your going on your first vacation in years....to TORONTO..during the G-20 summit...with no TV ...or internet
Have Fun! 
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06-23-2010, 10:53 PM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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Bye dad! 
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06-23-2010, 10:53 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I'm sure that its going to be tough to break the CalgaryPuck addiction. But the reason why you won't see my charming posts isn't because I'm sick of the lot of you, or that I was killed during a cocaine fueled hooker murder suicide, but because I'm going to be staying on a farm with my sister's family in the 1890's.
So so long suckers, I'm sure to come back insane, bearded and slightly agitated. Or in chains after I bean some anarchist in the head with brick.
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I think you've overestimated how much people care...
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06-23-2010, 10:54 PM
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Lifetime In Suspension
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Originally Posted by photon
Bye dad! |
Nice ninja edit. Totally killed the joke I had. Jerk.
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06-23-2010, 10:54 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I've decided to take my first lengthy vacation in years. And I'm heading out to Toronto for the next week and a half.
Of course I get that its stupid that I'm flying into Toronto on the same day as the delegates arrive, and the day after an earthquake, in a city thats going to be shaken by protests and riots.
But family business calls.
I'll make sure I get some juicy protest pictures for the board when I return.
Unfortunately my sister doesn't believe in cable T.V. or having the internet in her home (Freak show) so the only way that I'm going to miss the draft and the same home opener.
I'm sure that its going to be tough to break the CalgaryPuck addiction. But the reason why you won't see my charming posts isn't because I'm sick of the lot of you, or that I was killed during a cocaine fueled hooker murder suicide, but because I'm going to be staying on a farm with my sister's family in the 1890's.
So so long suckers, I'm sure to come back insane, bearded and slightly agitated. Or in chains after I bean some anarchist in the head with brick.
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Can we use your house to party while you're gone?
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06-23-2010, 10:54 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Calgary
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I'm having the exact same scenario. In a week I leave with my gf to meet her grandparents, who live in the middle of nowhere. From what I understand it is some cabin in middle of woods near a lake about 6 hours northwest of Kelowna.
There is no cell phone service, no Internet.
And all this during free agency period. 
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06-23-2010, 10:58 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I've decided to take my first lengthy vacation in years. ...................
I'll make sure I get some juicy pictures ..............
.... my sister ..............in her home
......... on a farm .................
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Sooooo, where are you and your 'sis orginally from?
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06-23-2010, 11:43 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Ahh...yes, 'family business.' I've used that one before, but I see the true story.
Go for it my friend, there is no satisfaction in the world of hobo slaughter quite like the satisfaction of shanking a squeegee kid in the spine....
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06-24-2010, 01:07 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In the cut, in the cut
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am i the only one who doesnt understand why this is deserving of an entire thread?
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06-24-2010, 01:28 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Easter back on in Vancouver
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Originally Posted by Young-Sneezy
am i the only one who doesnt understand why this is deserving of an entire thread?
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Yes.
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06-24-2010, 03:14 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Calgary
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Meh. It's off topic in the off topic forum...go figure. Plus First Lady's edit alone was worth the price of admission.
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06-24-2010, 04:34 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: On my metal monster.
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Your first lengthy holiday in years and you're going to Toronto eh? Your life must suck.
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06-24-2010, 05:21 AM
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Threadkiller
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 51.0544° N, 114.0669° W
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Say hi to theDion for us
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06-24-2010, 06:53 AM
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Franchise Player
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Leave your crappy Calgary weather in Alberta Captain!
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06-24-2010, 07:20 AM
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
I've decided to take my first lengthy vacation in years. And I'm heading out to Toronto for the next week and a half.
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A week and a half?
These clowns wouldn't miss you if you left for a year!!!
Cowperson
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06-24-2010, 07:37 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Justin 3
Your first lengthy holiday in years and you're going to Toronto eh? Your life must suck.
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Sad very sad WooHoo Toronto here I come... 
Maybe the Capitan is one of those protesters 
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