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Old 06-21-2010, 12:02 AM   #1
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(CNN) -- South African Dr. Sonnet Ehlers was on call one night four decades ago when a devastated rape victim walked in. Her eyes were lifeless; she was like a breathing corpse.
"She looked at me and said, 'If only had teeth down there,'" recalled Ehlers, who was a 20-year-old medical researcher at the time. "I promised her I'd do something to help people like her one day."
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The woman inserts the latex condom like a tampon. Jagged rows of teeth-like hooks line its inside and attach on a man's penis during penetration, Ehlers said.
Once it lodges, only a doctor can remove it -- a procedure Ehlers hopes will be done with authorities on standby to make an arrest.
"It hurts, he cannot pee and walk when it's on," she said. "If he tries to remove it, it will clasp even tighter... however, it doesn't break the skin, and there's no danger of fluid exposure."


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Old 06-21-2010, 12:03 AM   #2
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so now instead of being a rape victim the chick is going to be a murder victim, well played....
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so now instead of being a rape victim the chick is going to be a murder victim, well played....
Well they haven't annouced the nipple rings filled with pepper spray yet.
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MOD EDIT: Let's have fewer of these kinds of jokes, please.
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Old 06-21-2010, 12:19 AM   #5
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You just know some girl somewhere is gonna consent, then forget to take it out.
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Old 06-21-2010, 12:28 AM   #6
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you just know some girl somewhere is gonna consent, then forget to take it out.
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Old 06-21-2010, 09:08 AM   #7
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Maybe i am missing something but I don't see how a rapist could not check for this and just remove it??
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Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin' pu55y ?

How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating pu55y ?

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Let me know when they invent something to silence the vuvuzela.
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Let me know when they invent something to silence the vuvuzela.
It's called a gun.
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Also called turning the channel.
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How can it have hooks and not break the skin?

I mean I don't have a problem with it, unless some girl goes to the bar gets wasted and forgets that she has the jaws of death crammed up her yuhoo.
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Maybe i am missing something but I don't see how a rapist could not check for this and just remove it??
Having never raped a girl I can't be sure, but I imagine there isn't a lot of foreplay.
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Man, I want to give thanks to Silver, but for some reason, I would feel like a creep for laughing.
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Having never raped a girl I can't be sure, but I imagine there isn't a lot of foreplay.
Geez, some guys have all the luck.
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Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin' pu55y ?

How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating pu55y ?

The edited for television version on a&e...

"how'm i gonna get a scar like that eating pineapple?"
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I remember in one vietnam war movie, the U.S. Army dude warned his men off of Vietnamese prostitutes because the NVA infiltrators would insert a toilet tube with broken glass glued on the iside into their area.

I actually curled up in a fetal position when I heard that one.
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Maybe i am missing something but I don't see how a rapist could not check for this and just remove it??
Proabably good practice for anyone.
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Maybe i am missing something but I don't see how a rapist could not check for this and just remove it??
Because then it turns into a Chinese finger trap, and nobody wants that.
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