06-16-2010, 02:21 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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The Mayans were wrong. Civilization as we know it to end in 2013
Personally, I blame this on solar warming, and it is probably man's fault too!
NASA says we're screwed
How will teenage girls survive?
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06-16-2010, 02:26 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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Awesome. I plan on going to Vegas in late 2012... no limits for me!
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06-16-2010, 02:33 PM
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Norm!
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Anyone else pissed that we have to wait a extra year for the sweet embrace of death.
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06-16-2010, 02:33 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Without electricity for any amount of time we're hooped, it gets down to -40 where I am so I hope it happens in the summer.
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"Economic and societal costs attributable to impacts of geomagnetic storms could be of unprecedented levels," the report concludes. The cost of hurricane Katrina, estimated to be between $81bn and $125bn, would be piddling when compared to the effect of a "future severe geomagnetic storm scenario," which the report estimates could run as high as $1 trillion to $2 trillion in the first year. Depending on damage, the report contends, full recovery could take 4 to 10 years
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06-16-2010, 02:38 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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I plan to live forever, so far so good. - Steven Wright
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06-16-2010, 02:48 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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So just how serious a threat is this? Or is it being overhyped like Y2K?
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06-16-2010, 02:49 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: @robdashjamieson
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It's time like these when a person has to ask themselves... what would Oprah do?
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06-16-2010, 03:06 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Airdrie, Alberta
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2013 is not that far away, Will they be able to get a man on the moon before then?
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06-16-2010, 03:08 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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Hmmm, I figured I could get away without saving money if the end was coming in 2012. With 2013, I might just have to re-think the way I do things...
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06-16-2010, 03:08 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by Raekwon
2013 is not that far away, Will they be able to get a man on the moon before then?
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Well there's a first time for everything.
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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06-16-2010, 03:19 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Cambodia
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Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler
Hmmm, I figured I could get away without saving money if the end was coming in 2012. With 2013, I might just have to re-think the way I do things...
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I think your plan is still solid. The article doesn't say that the Mayans were wrong, just that electronic devices won't work a year after we're all dead anyway.
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06-16-2010, 03:21 PM
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tromboner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: where the lattes are
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Hmm... maybe I should invest in a power regulator.
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06-16-2010, 03:31 PM
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Franchise Player
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ha...Ill have lived a longer life than any of you!!...well except for Sample00...he's as old as the hills.
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06-16-2010, 03:48 PM
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UnModerator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia.
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Originally Posted by Bigtime
So just how serious a threat is this? Or is it being overhyped like Y2K?
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No where near what that sensationalist headline implies, but will seriously **** our happiness for a while.
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06-16-2010, 04:07 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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Alright, I read the article. This is very important, so I need a clear response... I may not be able to download porn due to solar flares etc, but WILL THE PORN I ALREADY HAVE PLAY NORMALLY?
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06-16-2010, 04:12 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Supporting Urban Sprawl
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Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler
Alright, I read the article. This is very important, so I need a clear response... I may not be able to download porn due to solar flares etc, but WILL THE PORN I ALREADY HAVE PLAY NORMALLY?
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Maybe, depending on how it is stored and how it is accessed. Wireless access will probably be buggered for sure.
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06-16-2010, 04:13 PM
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God of Hating Twitter
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Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler
Alright, I read the article. This is very important, so I need a clear response... I may not be able to download porn due to solar flares etc, but WILL THE PORN I ALREADY HAVE PLAY NORMALLY?
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I would recommend building a bunker, a porn bunker if you will to store all your porn related electronics to prepare for the incoming solar burst.
Make sure your kids and loved ones stay above ground, don't risk the safety and security of your bunker.
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06-16-2010, 04:13 PM
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Alright, I read the article. This is very important, so I need a clear response... I may not be able to download porn due to solar flares etc, but WILL THE PORN I ALREADY HAVE PLAY NORMALLY?
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Set up a arm powered generator and kill two birds with 1 stone
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06-16-2010, 05:54 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler
Alright, I read the article. This is very important, so I need a clear response... I may not be able to download porn due to solar flares etc, but WILL THE PORN I ALREADY HAVE PLAY NORMALLY?
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You can still get porn, but without technology you will have to get it the old fashioned way and will need some supplies. Speficially, a long trenchcoat, oversized hat and fake moustache. Anything that will mask your identity as you walk into the porn store and buy a couple magazines.
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