06-03-2010, 10:26 PM
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Do not date this girl.
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A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm
The guy in the 3rd frame is like a real life FFFFFUUUUUU example.
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06-03-2010, 10:26 PM
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She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
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Too bad she's a spitter.
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06-03-2010, 10:36 PM
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oh......my......god.
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06-03-2010, 10:40 PM
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chalk up another reason...
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06-03-2010, 10:48 PM
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That's nuts.
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06-03-2010, 10:52 PM
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This article is 5 years old. I think it was posted here 5 years ago.
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06-03-2010, 11:10 PM
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He must not have been doing a great job at rejecting her advances if he was naked enough for this to happen.
Plus, at what stage of testicle trauma do your morals of not hitting women fly straight out the window?
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06-03-2010, 11:37 PM
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Lifetime In Suspension
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Pretty ballsy thing to do.
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06-03-2010, 11:40 PM
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As sick as this woman is, who the hell was the person who just picked it up and handed it back to the guy? 
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A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
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06-03-2010, 11:52 PM
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What a ball busting bitch.
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06-03-2010, 11:57 PM
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balls
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06-04-2010, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by FlamesPuck12
This article is 5 years old. I think it was posted here 5 years ago.
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The crime is old. The 2.5 years she received is new.
Clearly it was an all female jury. Men would have incapacitated by the constant wincing and squirming.....
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06-04-2010, 12:44 AM
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Scrotum?
Damn near killed him!
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06-04-2010, 12:54 AM
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Guess she got him testy.
/puts on sunglasses.
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06-04-2010, 03:00 AM
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Lordy. British women terrify me. This girl ripped off a man's testicle, I have seen stories (on the news) about others who super glued there balls to their legs and weiner to their stomach.
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06-04-2010, 08:03 AM
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If you google that chicks name a fairly attractive woman from Florida is the first result.
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06-04-2010, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by 3 Justin 3
Lordy. British women terrify me. This girl ripped off a man's testicle, I have seen stories (on the news) about others who super glued there balls to their legs and weiner to their stomach.
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Did you just say weiner?
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06-04-2010, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by 3 Justin 3
Lordy. British women terrify me. This girl ripped off a man's testicle, I have seen stories (on the news) about others who super glued there balls to their legs and weiner to their stomach.
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In Britain, weiners are called bangers.
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06-04-2010, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Super Nintendo Chalmers
In Britain, weiners are called bangers.
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And they call testicles "nuggets"
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